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2006-08-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2006-08-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Didn't the tabloids report earlier this summer how the Japanese? sponsored a huge organized orgy between couples???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-08-06 00:31|| 2006-08-06 00:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Hope they've got that broken down by age groups...

Nope, only handycapped git extra consideration..

Posted by RB scholar 2006-08-06 00:49|| 2006-08-06 00:49|| Front Page Top

#3 Seriously ick. And the human race was so happy to leave communal caves for houses with rooms and doors, too. Based on the SF experience, this isn't actually a very good fundraiser, nor likely the best way to get most people to talk about safe sex, neither.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-08-06 01:45|| 2006-08-06 01:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Diddling For Dollars!

Man, I don't know. Sounds a lot like a Democratic Party convention to me.

Posted by crosspatch">crosspatch 2006-08-06 01:56|| http://crufty.blogspot.com]">[http://crufty.blogspot.com] 2006-08-06 01:56|| Front Page Top

#5 Man, I don't know. Sounds a lot like a Democratic Party convention to me.

Not at all. These people can say they accomplished something at the end of the day. :-|

Now if went into the "women's only" room, would it still be women's only? And so what if they disqualify me for touching? >8^P

Posted by gorb 2006-08-06 04:27|| 2006-08-06 04:27|| Front Page Top

#6 no shaking hands at the end, either?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-08-06 09:04|| 2006-08-06 09:04|| Front Page Top

#7 I had no idea there even was such a thing as a masturbation record. So it really has "raised awareness".

Posted by pissed-off-texan 2006-08-06 10:01|| 2006-08-06 10:01|| Front Page Top

#8 Jerk Offs and Flap Slappers!

-M

Posted by Manolo 2006-08-06 10:04|| 2006-08-06 10:04|| Front Page Top

#9 Kinda takes a bit of the "great" out of Great Britain, don't it? LOL!

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2006-08-06 10:23|| 2006-08-06 10:23|| Front Page Top

#10 I for one will be thinking about Erik Clapter.

Posted by Joycelyn Elders MD 2006-08-06 11:59|| 2006-08-06 11:59|| Front Page Top

#11 Eight-and-a-half hours... hum, I guess I'll go to bed tonight having learned something... I guess... that's with this kind of stuff you can see how much the internet has to bring when it comes to knowledge. The information highway, indeed.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-08-06 12:15|| 2006-08-06 12:15|| Front Page Top

#12 What a bunch of wankers.

And they only raise $25K? Heck, you can get that much with "Homeless, hungry" sign.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2006-08-06 12:51|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2006-08-06 12:51|| Front Page Top

#13 I can envision a guy with a sign that reads, "Will diddle for food."

Posted by Alaska Paul in Hooper Bay, AK">Alaska Paul in Hooper Bay, AK 2006-08-06 12:55|| 2006-08-06 12:55|| Front Page Top

#14 There's a record for this? Somebody keeps track?
Wished I'd have known...

Posted by tu3031 2006-08-06 13:00|| 2006-08-06 13:00|| Front Page Top

#15 I thought the general manager of BBC news held the record. But I guess that is for the longest time of continuously jerking off other people.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-08-06 14:02|| 2006-08-06 14:02|| Front Page Top

#16 $25K? I'm sure they could get a lot more with sponsorships; like:

Playboy
Penthouse
Vaseline
Cialis
Lavitra
Canola
Castroil

And why not a contract with HBO or ESPN2?

The philosophy seems to be simply to build it and they will come.

Posted by DoDo 2006-08-06 14:20|| 2006-08-06 14:20|| Front Page Top

#17 This is Clerkenwell (ok it's in Dickens's time).

If you lived there, you'd spend most of your time wanking as well...

Posted by Tony (UK) 2006-08-06 14:43|| 2006-08-06 14:43|| Front Page Top

#18 ROFL, Tony! :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2006-08-06 14:50|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com] 2006-08-06 14:50|| Front Page Top

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