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2006-08-06 India-Pakistan

Suicide Bomber Dies in Pakistan When Belt Explodes Prematurely

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Posted by ryuge 2006-08-06 10:43|| || Front Page|| [10 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 dontcha hate it when the splodeydope vest straps get caught in your bike spokes?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-08-06 10:47|| 2006-08-06 10:47|| Front Page Top

#2 Blow'd up real good!

Posted by xbalanke 2006-08-06 11:19|| 2006-08-06 11:19|| Front Page Top

#3 "This man was riding a cycle. He had strapped explosives to his body for a suicide attack and rode too fast and his hat flapped up and blow'd ~~off~~ UP!"

Posted by RD 2006-08-06 11:23|| 2006-08-06 11:23|| Front Page Top

#4 No virgins for you!

Posted by The Paradise Nazi 2006-08-06 11:40|| 2006-08-06 11:40|| Front Page Top

#5 I wish all operations went this smoothly.

Posted by newc">newc 2006-08-06 11:56|| 2006-08-06 11:56|| Front Page Top

#6 He just got too excited... With more experience he'll learn to calm down, control himself and last longer.

Wait, what are we talking about here again.

Posted by rich 2006-08-06 12:40|| 2006-08-06 12:40|| Front Page Top

#7 Allahu akbar!

Posted by gorb 2006-08-06 13:52|| 2006-08-06 13:52|| Front Page Top

#8 Don't you just hate that when it happens..hehe.

Posted by steven 2006-08-06 14:52|| 2006-08-06 14:52|| Front Page Top

#9 What's not to like about this story?

Posted by Tony (UK) 2006-08-06 14:57|| 2006-08-06 14:57|| Front Page Top

#10 The poor Muslim suffered from premature ejackoffultion at the thought of those 72 raisins, or was it the Koran's promise of "young boys, fine as pearls". Having been nn Pakistan I'm guess the later.

Posted by Icerigger 2006-08-06 15:34|| 2006-08-06 15:34|| Front Page Top

#11 They have ice in Pakistan? But even the schools have no electricity! ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2006-08-06 15:54|| 2006-08-06 15:54|| Front Page Top

#12 They have ice in Pakistan?

yep, Paks steal it from Jammu and Kashmir.

Posted by RD 2006-08-06 16:18|| 2006-08-06 16:18|| Front Page Top

#13 360 miles bike ride on the tour de Baluchistan? Well, put his head on a pike and see if anyone recognizes him.

Posted by Inspector Clueso 2006-08-06 17:05|| 2006-08-06 17:05|| Front Page Top

#14 How do you explain to the family that your sonny-boy screwed up a a homicide bombing...he gets no virgins and there's no monetary reward from the Saudis via the Madrassa?

Posted by anymouse">anymouse 2006-08-06 22:30|| 2006-08-06 22:30|| Front Page Top

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