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2006-07-12 Fifth Column

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Posted by Frank G 2006-07-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I don't like being on this fast

Keep up the good work Cindy. Remember food and nutrition are NOT your friends. Eat the yellow snow only.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-07-12 00:26|| 2006-07-12 00:26|| Front Page Top

#2 You'd lose more weight eating 3 times a day at Subway. Call me Cindy and we'll do lunch.

Posted by Jared 2006-07-12 00:35|| 2006-07-12 00:35|| Front Page Top

#3 Time for Cindy to be put to rest on the RB. Only post her obit

Posted by Captain America 2006-07-12 00:37|| 2006-07-12 00:37|| Front Page Top

#4 When the just retired elementry school teacher next door hear of this "fast" She said "What is this CRAP?" She then went after all the Hollweird stars and Al Sharpton who are joining "Cindy". She could easily tear Cindy a new one.

"What is this CRAP?" indeed

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2006-07-12 01:16|| 2006-07-12 01:16|| Front Page Top

#5 Wouldn't it be interesting if her close relatives decided to have her committed? I have seen people less emotionally disturbed and deranged put away for 3-6 months...

BTW, I wonder if we should tell her what the "protein powder" is made of, LOL.

Posted by Grogum2898 2006-07-12 01:56|| 2006-07-12 01:56|| Front Page Top

#6 //#3 Time for Cindy to be put to rest on the RB. Only post her obit
Posted by Captain America 2006-07-12 00:37|| Front Page|| ||Comments Top
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straynjlee, ima find myself agrrein with thes.

wen ima kan see her nippes lookin up frum her toez then mebbe we kan talk.

Posted by muck4doo 2006-07-12 02:03|| http://evolvedamnyou.blogspot.com/]">[http://evolvedamnyou.blogspot.com/] 2006-07-12 02:03|| Front Page Top

#7 did you do that in-line Frank?! Way funny LOL!

picturing you eatin that all that nutritious nouvelle cuisine! LOL

The engineer's Diet, just flip it in with the slide rule!

»:-)

Posted by RD 2006-07-12 02:26|| 2006-07-12 02:26|| Front Page Top

#8 but then again, when have we had normal circumstances since the 2000 and 2004 successful coup attempts that have brought BushCo into power?

Is she honestly saying that a coup put President Bush in power in the White House in 2000 and 2004?

Or is she trying to imply that the only way her ilk can regain power is to implement a coup?

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2006-07-12 02:39|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com] 2006-07-12 02:39|| Front Page Top

#9 "Coup attempts" - yep, the arty says "coup"!? Saint Bill admits to being POTUS by elex fraud, ergo name a CVN21 US Navy carrier after him. No 9-11's for five years under Dubya ergo good Fascists-Nazi Americans = Half-A-Commie/Stalinist i.e. Good Nazis-Hitlerists, Amerikans demand to be attacked, D *** it, since yesterday.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-07-12 03:14|| 2006-07-12 03:14|| Front Page Top

#10 Ummm, isn't the point of a hunger strike to put time pressure on the gov't -- to force them to respond to your grievances before you croak? She may as well point a child's plastic toy gun at her temple. Well, a fake protest for a fake grievance. I wonder if Ghandi is laughing hysterically or shaking his head in pity.

Posted by ST 2006-07-12 04:39|| 2006-07-12 04:39|| Front Page Top

#11 //#10 Ummm, isn't the point of a hunger strike to put time pressure on the gov't -- to force them to respond to your grievances before you croak? //\

oh shiat! that it? erm... bye cindy...

Posted by muck4doo 2006-07-12 05:35|| http://evolvedamnyou.blogspot.com/]">[http://evolvedamnyou.blogspot.com/] 2006-07-12 05:35|| Front Page Top

#12 #3 Time for Cindy to be put to rest on the RB. Only post her obit. Yeah, and I would certainly never read anything about her anyplace else. But here, with the in-line perspective, it's interesting!

Snickerdoodles? The secret's out!

Posted by Bobby 2006-07-12 06:45|| 2006-07-12 06:45|| Front Page Top

#13 The "Skating on Casey's Bones Tour" rolls on.
Venice is beautiful.
Thanks, Casey

Posted by tu3031 2006-07-12 07:48|| 2006-07-12 07:48|| Front Page Top

#14 Always bringing it into perspective TU3031! As I laughed at Cindy and her antics and the rest of the RB'r jokes you brought the reality of her actions back in focus. God rest his soul.

Posted by 49 Pan">49 Pan 2006-07-12 07:56|| 2006-07-12 07:56|| Front Page Top

#15 I keep wondering when some vet puts a bullet in her to get her to finally shut up and go away.

Posted by DarthVader 2006-07-12 08:25|| 2006-07-12 08:25|| Front Page Top

#16 I'd like to see her list of supporters who fund her euro"junkets".

Darth, apparently some 'Nam vet is giving her the *bullet* from what I read (quite a gross mental image I know) but it sure ain't shutting her up.

Posted by Broadhead6 2006-07-12 08:45|| 2006-07-12 08:45|| Front Page Top

#17 She may as well point a child's plastic toy gun at her temple. Well, a fake protest for a fake grievance. LOL!

I've been complaining about giving Cindy PR for some time now, and this kind of stuff usually makes me mad - but this is just FUN!

Too bad about her son, 'what's his name.

Posted by 2b 2006-07-12 08:45|| 2006-07-12 08:45|| Front Page Top

#18 Maybe it wasn't her shift in her 'rolling fast'....

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-07-12 08:50|| 2006-07-12 08:50|| Front Page Top

#19 Guys, look, she said she is on a "fast". Not a "hunger strike".

And since Slim-Fast is a prepackaged liquid shake product, well, she thought that means that anything you stick in a blender is A-OK.

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-07-12 09:00|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2006-07-12 09:00|| Front Page Top

#20 Al Sharpton is fasting too. He's using less bacon grease when he does his hair.
Oh, and that pix ? I think Cindy just tried toad meat.

Posted by wxjames 2006-07-12 09:03|| 2006-07-12 09:03|| Front Page Top

#21 "I don't think a hunger strike means what she thinks it means"
Yeah, there's a helluva lot of things that she does not understand.

Posted by Darrell 2006-07-12 09:08|| 2006-07-12 09:08|| Front Page Top

#22 Ah yes. Fasting for peace. Like masturbating for chastity.

Posted by Fordesque 2006-07-12 09:33|| 2006-07-12 09:33|| Front Page Top

#23 Sorry, Cindy - "fast" means no food, water only. Nice try, though.

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-07-12 10:13|| 2006-07-12 10:13|| Front Page Top

#24 Fordesque,

Seems to be working for me, unfortunatly!

;)

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2006-07-12 11:04|| 2006-07-12 11:04|| Front Page Top

#25 To quote Michelle Malkin, "How much weight does she plan on gaining during this deprivation campaign?"
Too funny. Yeah, blame her crap on the protein powder...

Tu, how true that she is 'vacationing' on her son's memory. This is so wrong.

Posted by Jan 2006-07-12 11:37|| 2006-07-12 11:37|| Front Page Top

#26 Another instance of the news resembling Scrappleface parody.

Posted by Xbalanke 2006-07-12 12:20|| 2006-07-12 12:20|| Front Page Top

#27 just post this again when she starves too death

Posted by Greamp Elmavinter1163 2006-07-12 13:42|| 2006-07-12 13:42|| Front Page Top

#28 In the future, when we're all wearing identical fashionable metallic unitards and eating pills for our meals will that be considered fasting as well?

And Cindy, a coup that succeeds is not an attempt. You got things backwards, the coup attempt failed and Gore/Kerry were sent packing.

Posted by rjschwarz 2006-07-12 15:44|| 2006-07-12 15:44|| Front Page Top

#29 Was that pic of Mama Sheehan taken moments after she slurped down a smoothie a tad bit too fast? Looks like a real bad case of freezerhead!

Posted by Lancasters Over Dresden 2006-07-12 16:17|| http://www.michaelcalderonscall.com/HomePage.asp]">[http://www.michaelcalderonscall.com/HomePage.asp] 2006-07-12 16:17|| Front Page Top

#30 Coffee and vanilla ice cream on a fast? That's not a fast.

If she were serious, like hunger strikers in Turkey, and not simply trying to pull a media stunt, she wouldn't be complaining about how challenging travel is while on a fast because she really wouldn't be worried about eating.

What a fraud.

Call me when she's on Day 180 of a water fast.

Posted by Azad 2006-07-12 16:21|| 2006-07-12 16:21|| Front Page Top

#31 LOD that picture was taken right after someone force-fed her 1/8th teaspoon of my Satan's Toe Jam hot sauce. (Thanks to Shipman) :~)

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2006-07-12 21:23|| 2006-07-12 21:23|| Front Page Top

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