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2006-07-02 Iraq

Zarqawi buried in secret in Iraq - Iraqi official

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Posted by ryuge 2006-07-02 08:55|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Bury him in pig shit.

Publicly.

Posted by DarthVader 2006-07-02 09:11|| 2006-07-02 09:11|| Front Page Top

#2 Should have dropped him over the border and told the Iranians to do it.

Too much respect has been shown to him since he's a muslim.

They don't get it.

Posted by anonymous2u 2006-07-02 09:23|| 2006-07-02 09:23|| Front Page Top

#3 How about burying bits of him in secret.

Hey, we could even turn it into one of those GPS treasure trove hunts, with a twist: a predator on 24 hour watch with a Hellfire or two. Candid camera would have nothing on this;

(with apologies to Running Man and Spiders (sooo-perb! and very highly recommended)

"Here's Ali al-Jerkwad hot on the trail of ol' Zarks nose. He's got the co-ords ok, remember they were all printed in the NYT so he's pretty sure they're kosher - whoops Freudian slip. Well, what he doesn't know is we're all watching him here as well as Mrs O'Bannion of Sioux Falls who you'll all remember won the lottery on what ordnance would be used to dispatch our lucky contestant from this vale of tears, well she's on the line now. Hi Mrs O'Bannion, have you made your choice?"

"Yes, Ray, I'd like a MOAB please"

"Whoa, Mrs O'Bannion - you know the rules, we only use a MOAB when all the contestants have managed to collect Zarks bits and are about to re-assemble them in Iran"

"Sorry Ray, in that case, I'd like some of those knife-missiles please"

"Oh good choice Mrs O'Bannion, a cell of autonomous surgical steel bladed weapons to go. Rather fitting for someone who cuts heads off - and ol' Ali here has done plenty of that."

"Here he comes now folks..."

...fade to black...

Posted by Tony (UK) 2006-07-02 09:35|| 2006-07-02 09:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Ummm, we DID put that thermite cannister with the ten day time delay fues in his abdomen, Didn't we?

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-07-02 11:10|| 2006-07-02 11:10|| Front Page Top

#5 "the septic tank for the US Embassy seemed appropriate"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-07-02 11:17|| 2006-07-02 11:17|| Front Page Top

#6 I'd have preferred cremating him and adding the ashes to nuclear waste. But, that's just me.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2006-07-02 12:03|| 2006-07-02 12:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Serve his head, on a platter, at a dinner with the Saudi and Pakistani ambassadors.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2006-07-02 13:59|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2006-07-02 13:59|| Front Page Top

#8 Get the NYT on this breaking story! We need to know where, who, what....

Posted by Inspector Clueso 2006-07-02 15:11|| 2006-07-02 15:11|| Front Page Top

#9 Headfirst into Saddam's spider hole and then packed in pig fat. That would make him... Lard of the Flies?

Posted by Darrell 2006-07-02 15:18|| 2006-07-02 15:18|| Front Page Top

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