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2006-06-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve White 2006-06-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Oh dear.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-06-07 00:29|| 2006-06-07 00:29|| Front Page Top

#2 Wouldn't touch this with a 10-foot pole.

Posted by Rafael 2006-06-07 00:53|| 2006-06-07 00:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Don't think I want to touch any 10 foot poles...least not whilst Imma sober.

Posted by USN Ret. 2006-06-07 01:01|| 2006-06-07 01:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Perhaps the next class is pole vaulting?

Posted by Captain America 2006-06-07 01:05|| 2006-06-07 01:05|| Front Page Top

#5 Pole Sittin'

Posted by ed 2006-06-07 01:15|| 2006-06-07 01:15|| Front Page Top

#6 I think this is an update on a book from the 1950's called, How To Please Your Man. That one told you how to enter his heart through his stomach instead of his... well you know!

Whatever...sounds like the ladies are having a really good time and no need to be sweatin' in the ol kitchen.

Posted by 2b 2006-06-07 05:02|| 2006-06-07 05:02|| Front Page Top

#7 A friend in my college days was married to a witty woman who was pretty good with cards. At a card game one night I asked why he looked so down. He said his father had just died.

His wife looked at him and said "You and your mom hated him. You have not seen him since she divorced him when you were a kid. What's the problem?"

He said "I just found out I inherited his business and I don't want it. Its too immoral. You know mom raised me to be a good Cathloic"

The wife came back with some joke about "what did he have an adult bookstore?"

"No, how could you think of such a thing?"

I piped in hopefully with "a stripper club where we can all get in free?"

He said yeah but you can't get in free. I don't want it. Maybe I will shut it down.

The wife spoke up in a very guarded near nasty manner "WHAT STRIPPER CLUB?"

"The Night Before"

Wife: "ARE YOU INSANE! THAT PLACE IS A GOLDMINE! IF YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO RUN IT I WILL!"

So she did. Five years latter he was dumpped on some cause or another and she owned/ruled the club laughing all the way to the bank.

The moral? Slippery poles lead to...

Posted by 3dc 2006-06-07 09:24|| 2006-06-07 09:24|| Front Page Top

#8 "signing up for the so-called ''fertility goddess'' classes"

Worship of Astarte or Ishtar is nothing new, but there is at least one new twist here. Doing it in private? Hard to worship a goddess of fertility when half the equation is missing.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-06-07 10:32|| 2006-06-07 10:32|| Front Page Top

#9 Besides, where else can a group of ladies comfortably stretch out their legs and shout, "Hello, crotch?"

Ermmm ... At Jane (Vagina Friendly) Fonda's house?

Posted by Zenster 2006-06-07 11:01|| 2006-06-07 11:01|| Front Page Top

#10 "Put it on! PUT IT ON!!"

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-06-07 12:21|| 2006-06-07 12:21|| Front Page Top

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