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2006-06-04 India-Pakistan

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Posted by Fred 2006-06-04 00:26|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 those literary persons who had actually died in the brain were scared of announcing their deaths. They were actually cadavers of Urdu literature who had started stinking.

I see a semi-annual column.

Posted by 6 2006-06-04 05:47|| 2006-06-04 05:47|| Front Page Top

#2 Prime minister and the stinking ladies

Famous historian Dr Safdar Mehmood wrote in Jang that Pakistans lady prime minister, after coming to power, ordered that she would go to offer umra with a planeload of her lady party loyalists. A big party landed in Saudi Arabia but when the ladies along with the prime minister were separated and made to pray in close proximity to each other in front of the mausoleum of the Prophet (pbuh) in Madina the prime minister called the protocol officer and told him to get her out of the place because she could not stand the stink of the ladies.

Benazir Bhutto? What? she perfers the Stank of Fat Arab males?

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Dead men who stink

They were actually cadavers of Urdu literature who had started stinking.

Stinky Nuggets, it's not just for Ramadan this year.

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Proud son who stabbed German editor

He had gone to Germany for higher education and now Europeans were investigating his family background in Wazirabad.

Bad seed, Bad religion and way Bad Bad neighborhood!

YJCMTSU

Posted by RD 2006-06-04 06:45|| 2006-06-04 06:45|| Front Page Top

#3 >Humour columnist Ataul Haq Qasimi in Jang referred to a man who was recently reported as having announced his own death in Qasur.<

Humor columnist? Must be a tough gig in Pakiland.

Posted by davemac 2006-06-04 08:33|| 2006-06-04 08:33|| Front Page Top

#4 I think she meant saudi women don't clean themselves properly...

I think. who knows

Posted by ordu 2006-06-04 10:41|| 2006-06-04 10:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Or maybe, "Those Bhutto supporters are nothing but a bunch of patchouli-oil-using hippies!"

Posted by Phil 2006-06-04 13:04|| 2006-06-04 13:04|| Front Page Top

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