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2006-05-18 Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Hamas-Fatah 'civil war' has begun, officials warn
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Posted by Anonymoose 2006-05-18 10:06|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Typical Paleo hyperbole. Shooting two and wounding two doesn't really sound much like angry armies clsshing in the night. How do you separate a "civil war" from the normal decidedly uncivil Paleo gun sex?
Posted by RWV 2006-05-18 10:13||   2006-05-18 10:13|| Front Page Top

#2 Go for it guys! I want to see piles of terrorist paleo bodies by the end of today. Get moving, those people ain't gonna die off by themselves!
Posted by DarthVader 2006-05-18 10:15||   2006-05-18 10:15|| Front Page Top

#3 OK, we're opening the auction for the concession rights. Fred gets 15% of the gross receipts. There will also be a small 'security' fee assessed, and you'll need to see the appropriate officials for the proper stamps on your operating permits. I'd also like to recommend my nephew to help keep the books. He's a real up-and-comer within the organization, and a real sharp cookie.
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2006-05-18 10:17||   2006-05-18 10:17|| Front Page Top

#4 "The civil war has begun," a PA security source said. "We're going to see major battles in the days to come."

promises promises..
Posted by RD 2006-05-18 10:25||   2006-05-18 10:25|| Front Page Top

#5 Finally a decent movie! I like my popcorn lightly salted, please.
Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-05-18 10:26||   2006-05-18 10:26|| Front Page Top

#6 If they had any brains, they'd put it on pay per view.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-05-18 10:30||   2006-05-18 10:30|| Front Page Top

#7 Even their "civil wars" are loosy, and marred by delusions of adequacy and illusions of Grandeur (drive-by shootings and gangland executions = WWII battles).
Face it, they simply suck.
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-05-18 10:48||   2006-05-18 10:48|| Front Page Top

#8 Maybe they need some al-Qaeda advisors. From Algeria.

The kind that believe you should go into an enemy village and kill all lifeforms.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-05-18 10:56||   2006-05-18 10:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Get your popcorn here.
Posted by Mike 2006-05-18 11:06||   2006-05-18 11:06|| Front Page Top

#10 This weekend and pay per view the new WWF Paleo Civil Raw.*

*WARNING! Contains violent images of death, including exploding people or persons including children. Possible strong sexual content. May also contain homosexuality, bestiality, pedophilia, gang raping etc. $79.95 charge applies. Will be added to your bill. Not suitable for viewers under the age of 18. Enjoy.
Posted by Mike N. 2006-05-18 11:26||   2006-05-18 11:26|| Front Page Top

#11 Woo-hoo! The sooner, the better. Love the pay-per-view idea. Genuis.

I can see the t-shirt now...
"Fatah vs. Hamas: Appetite for Destruction"

(Cue GnR's "Welcome to The Jungle" during the opening credits. The viewers will love it!)
Posted by eltoroverde 2006-05-18 12:06||   2006-05-18 12:06|| Front Page Top

#12 how about

Fatah vs Hamas vs Alien vs Predator
Posted by mhw 2006-05-18 12:13||   2006-05-18 12:13|| Front Page Top

#13 We might as well get Alien and Predator in there since we cant have what we all want which is
Hamas vs. Fatah vs. I.J. vs. Joos.
Posted by Mike N. 2006-05-18 12:25||   2006-05-18 12:25|| Front Page Top

#14 Finally, Paleo energies are turned to useful persuits.
Posted by gromgoru 2006-05-18 12:29||   2006-05-18 12:29|| Front Page Top

#15 I'm working on a sort of Rubik's Cube score card in which an action in one place has an effect on an adjacent area. This is for expert score keepers only, do not try this at home. Let's see, Hamas is green, al Qaeda, rad, Zionists, blue, fatah, yellow, islamic jihad, anything but yellow, and so on.
Posted by wxjames 2006-05-18 12:45||   2006-05-18 12:45|| Front Page Top

#16 Dang...Have they gone through the "seething" period yet? Who's bringing the popcorn?
Posted by anymouse">anymouse  2006-05-18 14:18||   2006-05-18 14:18|| Front Page Top

#17 damn, i knew i should have gotten some damned trademark protection!
Posted by Jefferson Davis 2006-05-18 16:19||   2006-05-18 16:19|| Front Page Top

#18 Quick, let's start a UN Dough-for-Guns program.
Posted by Captain America 2006-05-18 17:35||   2006-05-18 17:35|| Front Page Top

#19 It's just after midnight and apparently they're off and shootin'. Friday is going to be fun! I've got to cut down on the butter on the popcorn tho', I've put on three pounds this week.
Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-05-18 18:11||   2006-05-18 18:11|| Front Page Top

#20 cool - I can't wait for the FPS video game
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-05-18 19:54||   2006-05-18 19:54|| Front Page Top

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