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2006-03-06 Fifth Column
Idiots Imitate Satire
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Posted by Fred (actually, not Fred. A bug) 2006-03-06 09:21|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Imagine the madcap hijinks that would ensue if someone drives up to the parking lot during the festivities in a Caterpillar D-9.
Posted by Mike 2006-03-06 09:33||   2006-03-06 09:33|| Front Page Top

#2 I wonder if raspberry syrup will be available.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-03-06 09:45||   2006-03-06 09:45|| Front Page Top

#3 I bet the pancakes taste like crepe.
Posted by BH 2006-03-06 10:35||   2006-03-06 10:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Waiter! This pancake isn't flat enough!
Posted by Grunter 2006-03-06 10:43||   2006-03-06 10:43|| Front Page Top

#5 MMMMM Pancakes!
Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-03-06 11:01||   2006-03-06 11:01|| Front Page Top

#6 "My pancake looks angry"
Posted by Frank G 2006-03-06 11:16||   2006-03-06 11:16|| Front Page Top

#7 Porgy: Hi Mom! Bombs away Dad! Oh boy, groatcakes again, heavy on the 30 weight!

George Tirebiter: Don't eat with your hands son, use your entrenching tool!
Posted by Zenster 2006-03-06 11:48||   2006-03-06 11:48|| Front Page Top

#8 Would be funny to flood the Denny’s with folks wearing yarmulkas.
Posted by ed 2006-03-06 11:55||   2006-03-06 11:55|| Front Page Top

#9 For you pancake lovers out there who would like a lower-carb alternative, I would highly recommend buckwheat pancakes. That is, process buckwheat flour in a pancake mix, not crude buckwheat, or that stuff that tries to imitate whole wheat.

It is also gluten free, and buckwheat isn't even a grain, it's a berry. Cooks and tastes just like regular pancakes.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-03-06 12:44||   2006-03-06 12:44|| Front Page Top

#10 Cooks and tastes just like regular (insert food)

Yep, tastes just like horse beef.
Nice girl, great personality, makes here own clothes and a fine cook.
The checks in the mail, I still luv 'ya and I swear I won't....
Posted by 6 2006-03-06 14:43||   2006-03-06 14:43|| Front Page Top

#11 Gentlemen. In an entirely neutral stance I am disgusted with your words and behaviour. This young lady died for a cause she beleived in. How many of you can say the same?

You are a bunch of apathetic morons hiding behind your sticky keyboards. Very rarely is there any intelligent comment here. Small wonder we are in the shit we are in if you are examples of the 'good folks'.

It makes you look and feel like those humans you despise so much. Go have a shower or something.
Posted by Trex 2006-03-06 14:54||   2006-03-06 14:54|| Front Page Top

#12 Trex, next time buy the CAT.
Posted by john">john  2006-03-06 14:58||   2006-03-06 14:58|| Front Page Top

#13 Fred is quite clever, but even he hasn't figured out how to connect the Web to the Great Beyond. So clearly, none of those posting have emulated the flat Miss Corrie, who chose to commmit suicide-by-large-machinery, thus proving all our mothers correct when they told us

(1)Choose your friends carefully and

(2)Don't play around construction equipment or you'll get hurt.
Posted by trailing wife 2006-03-06 15:15||   2006-03-06 15:15|| Front Page Top

#14 Hear, Hear Trex!
I live in GoreTex myself. I like to flash morons.
Posted by 6 2006-03-06 16:10||   2006-03-06 16:10|| Front Page Top

#15 "This young lady died for a cause she beleived in."

So did Adolf Hitler, for the same cause: killing Jews.
Posted by Thoth Theash6328 2006-03-06 18:08||   2006-03-06 18:08|| Front Page Top

#16 she died a wasted death, and I'm glad she's gone. She was hateful, anti-american waste of oxygen, spreading her venom to others. Happy Trax?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-03-06 19:11||   2006-03-06 19:11|| Front Page Top

#17 Trex: So you don't like buckwheat pancakes?

More to the point, Rachel Corrie was a fanatic, filled with rage and hate. No different in many ways from the crazy Lori Berenson, who joined the Shining Path down in Peru.

Her cause was not just, because it was less concerned with helping the Paleos to help themselves, then by supporting them in their war, much like the Arabs who give them money solely that they will fight and die in a proxy war.

The house she was defending had been used by snipers to shoot at civilians, not soldiers. And by saying so, it strips her of any semblance of fairness or reasonableness. She was helping snipers to shoot at women and children!

You do not HELP anyone by encouraging war.

What had she done in the name of peace? Did she try to change how they teach their children? Did she show how their leaders were corrupt and stealing money from their own people? Did she do anything to help the Paleos help themselves?

NO. She died trying to stop the Israelis from defending themselves against attack. She was a vile creature who supported terrorism against those she hated. Her idealism was no different than the idealism of Pol Pot, but perhaps not as intense.

She was a crazy woman who deserved to die, both for her hateful desires, and her willingness to inflict death and destruction on others.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-03-06 19:20||   2006-03-06 19:20|| Front Page Top

#18 This young lady died for a cause she beleived in. How many of you can say the same?

Died? No. Wounded? Yes.

Now fuck off, you British Columbian git.
Posted by Pappy 2006-03-06 19:49||   2006-03-06 19:49|| Front Page Top

#19 Gee. You lot are pretty sad - at least as bad as the other lot. eg So brave too, insulting a dead girl.

"She was a crazy woman who deserved to die, both for her hateful desires, and her willingness to inflict death and destruction on others."

Amazingly hypocritical.

She thought she was saving the world but instead she was an unfortunate wee girl who got into something she knew nothing about.

Your alternative descriptions are self-aggrandising vitriolic BS.

I thought I shared some views with you guys (you know who you are). But hey, we all make mistakes eh.
Posted by Trex 2006-03-06 20:03||   2006-03-06 20:03|| Front Page Top

#20 she was an unfortunate wee girl who got into something she knew nothing about.

Not hardly.
Posted by lotp 2006-03-06 20:10||   2006-03-06 20:10|| Front Page Top

#21 Pancakes for Corie?

What next, the Joan of Arc Memorial Bonfire and Candlelight Vigil?
Posted by too true 2006-03-06 20:12||   2006-03-06 20:12|| Front Page Top

#22 Nothing quite like a good finger-wagging bit of silly posturing from a "self-aggrandising" moral superior.

The Minimum RDA is one per lifetime. We're all covered, now. Thanx, asstard. Back under the mossy wee rock.
Posted by .com 2006-03-06 20:26||   2006-03-06 20:26|| Front Page Top

#23 Trex - you are correct. She should be honored with an award. I was thinking, perhaps a Darwin.
Posted by DMFD 2006-03-06 20:34||   2006-03-06 20:34|| Front Page Top

#24 LOL I missed it!! dern!!
Posted by RD 2006-03-06 23:55||   2006-03-06 23:55|| Front Page Top

23:55 RD
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23:47 SPoD
23:46 RD
23:41 eltoroverde
22:31 JosephMendiola
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22:18 Duh!
22:15 Frank G
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