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US student tries to score dope at cop shop
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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-02-16 01:42|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6518 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 ROFL!

Is this like Suicide by Cop Lite?

RFSP. As the man said, YJCMTSU. DnD*.

* Dumber n' Dirt
Posted by .com 2006-02-16 07:29||   2006-02-16 07:29|| Front Page Top

#2 She articulated herself in the police station too?
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-02-16 07:33||   2006-02-16 07:33|| Front Page Top

#3 Some years back we had a woman show up at the Montgomery Alabama Police Department to swear out a warrant against her boyfriend who stole her crack cocaine.

Busted them both. (When the cops stopped laughing)
Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-02-16 08:38||   2006-02-16 08:38|| Front Page Top

#4 I would have taken the REDS man!!!
Posted by ARMYGUY 2006-02-16 08:40||   2006-02-16 08:40|| Front Page Top

#5 I remember one police officer with an amazing record of drug busts. He would show up at the door of an apartment after a party noise complaint, knock on the door, and when they answered asked if he could buy some drugs.

Invariably, they would ask him if he was a cop.

He would reply "Yes".

They would laugh and go get him drugs.

The punchline: He did it in uniform!

As a second punchline, I suppose, his department eventually made him stop using his technique. I guess their rationale was that it was like hunting in a baited field.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-02-16 08:50||   2006-02-16 08:50|| Front Page Top

#6 Did she catch a glimpse of the shutter gun? Did she take the NDRAB out to look for her stash at 4 am?
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2006-02-16 08:55||   2006-02-16 08:55|| Front Page Top

#7 .com, gotta ask....What's RFSP? Is there a rantburg Acronym dictionary you can link to? I know most of them, and are learning others, but having been out of the loop for a lil' time, I'm gettin' rusty, I guess.
Posted by BA 2006-02-16 09:09||   2006-02-16 09:09|| Front Page Top

#8 RFSP = really fucking stupid person
Posted by trailing wife 2006-02-16 09:18||   2006-02-16 09:18|| Front Page Top

#9 Thanks, TW ;>)
Posted by BA 2006-02-16 09:32||   2006-02-16 09:32|| Front Page Top

And this would be the articulate genius!

I think all the energy expended in growing that hair has robbed her brain of nutrients.

Posted by Nuck Fozzle2168 2006-02-16 14:18||   2006-02-16 14:18|| Front Page Top


Alrighty then, more information that sheds light on our intrepid heroines antics.

Her name is "Grace (Tzega Ogbazhi) Sium"! And it seems she ain't from these parts. It might be perfectly acceptable in her homeland to attempt to buy pot from the cops, for $3!

Heh, heh!
Posted by Nuck Fozzle2168 2006-02-16 14:56||   2006-02-16 14:56|| Front Page Top

#12 I think all the energy expended in growing that hair has robbed her brain of nutrients.

Not to mention the physical exhaustion from signing her name.
Posted by Zenster 2006-02-16 15:24||   2006-02-16 15:24|| Front Page Top

#13 Cut 'er loose. She tried to go through proper channels.

/culture klash
Posted by 6 2006-02-16 17:37||   2006-02-16 17:37|| Front Page Top

#14 This year's competition for Darwin awards is really fierce.
Posted by gromgoru 2006-02-16 22:36||   2006-02-16 22:36|| Front Page Top

#15 blow = coke
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-02-16 23:27||   2006-02-16 23:27|| Front Page Top

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