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2006-02-09 Science & Technology

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Posted by Anonymoose 2006-02-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Oh My God! Fear me, for I am ~~Digital Zod~~ Colossus! I shall soon Know All and See All. I will track you down and crush you just for my own Amusement! Black helicopters are everywhere, following You on My Command! With Guardian and SkyNet, We become OWG! Eeeevil this way computes! Run away! Run away!

(It was the pepperoni special you ordered last Thursday in combination with the prescription for bleeding hemorroids and your preference for CNN that tipped 'em off, y'know.)

Unless you're a law-abiding citizen... then cool.

Posted by .com 2006-02-09 00:23|| 2006-02-09 00:23|| Front Page Top

#2 Such a system is part of the plot of my next novel. You can read the first chapter here. I should have the rest up in two or three weeks.

Posted by phil_b">phil_b 2006-02-09 00:24|| http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/]">[http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/] 2006-02-09 00:24|| Front Page Top

#3 OMG it's true! You eeeevil bastard, phil_b! Melike - again, lol! ;-)

Posted by .com 2006-02-09 00:36|| 2006-02-09 00:36|| Front Page Top

#4 But my tinfoil hat will protect me. heheheh

Posted by Sock Puppet O´ Doom 2006-02-09 00:47|| 2006-02-09 00:47|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey, if it gives itself a cutesy name, takes over a beautiful alien military officer, and demands to join with the creator, gimme a call, K?

Posted by .com 2006-02-09 01:59|| 2006-02-09 01:59|| Front Page Top

#6 As I bite my tounge...

Posted by 3dc 2006-02-09 09:21|| 2006-02-09 09:21|| Front Page Top

#7 It would be able to track lynx would it?

Posted by 6 2006-02-09 10:34|| 2006-02-09 10:34|| Front Page Top

#8 If it searches the spam I receive, I will be linked with Nigerian criminals, but the FBI won't find me because they'll be looking for someone with a really great mortgage rate who is away on an illicit "hook-up" popping Viagras by the handful. [That's the PG-13 version.]

Posted by Darrell 2006-02-09 10:43|| 2006-02-09 10:43|| Front Page Top

#9 ...your preference for CNN

If I were King of the Forest, that alone would be sufficient cause to round you up and send you to the camps.

Posted by SteveS 2006-02-09 13:33|| 2006-02-09 13:33|| Front Page Top

#10 The Lefties will of course vote to love it afore they vote to hate it afore....afore.....afore....@
Remember now, the MSM > its not Socialism, Stalinism, or Communism, its Safety, Security, Protection and Responsibility, ..... anti-Fascism-for-Fascism-for-anti-Fascism.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-02-09 22:37|| 2006-02-09 22:37|| Front Page Top

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