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2006-01-13 Home Front: WoT

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Posted by Dan Darling 2006-01-13 10:16|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 They have job applications? What's their 401K like?

Posted by tu3031 2006-01-13 10:36|| 2006-01-13 10:36|| Front Page Top

#2 al-Qaeda, EEO, M/F B/W M/P H/H

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-01-13 10:39|| 2006-01-13 10:39|| Front Page Top

#3 The case is built on thousands of government wiretaps of the alleged terrorist cell's telephone conversations from 1993 to 2001.

Posted by too true 2006-01-13 10:40|| 2006-01-13 10:40|| Front Page Top

#4 Among the alleged applicants: ~~JosÃ© Padilla,~~ Janet Reno the former ''enemy combatant'' who once lived in Broward County.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-01-13 10:44|| 2006-01-13 10:44|| Front Page Top

#5 I've actually seen a couple of these and yes, they are every bit as nutty as you can imagine. A lot of the bureaucratic stuff we found in Afghanistan is beyond parody.

Posted by Dan Darling">Dan Darling 2006-01-13 10:53|| http://www.regnumcrucis.blogspot.com]">[http://www.regnumcrucis.blogspot.com] 2006-01-13 10:53|| Front Page Top

#6 was there an essay questionon it? Jeebus?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-01-13 11:30|| 2006-01-13 11:30|| Front Page Top

#7 But somehow the CIA couldn't get a man in. However, it does have lots of ability to leak national security info to allies of al Qaeda. Sheeessssh!!!

Posted by Theper Shaiper3390 2006-01-13 11:40|| 2006-01-13 11:40|| Front Page Top

#8 Might be some interesting information in the "Personal References" section, however.

tu3031, I'm sure the 401k is fully funded, and has explosive returns! ;)

Posted by Desert Blondie 2006-01-13 11:48|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ] 2006-01-13 11:48|| Front Page Top

#9 Al-Qaeda Holy Warrior App.

First Name __JosÃ©________

Middle Name ___"The Puerto Rican"___

Last Name ____Padilla_______

Social Security Number __666 66 666__

Street Address ___1 splodydope way_____

Broward Co, State FL, Zip Code 33029

Phone Number

(_202__)___ 224-3553________

Are you eligible to work in the United States?

Yes _but of course______ No_______

If you are under age 18, do you have an employment/age certificates?

Yes ___yes I have any kind you want

Have you been convicted of or pleaded no contest to a felony within the last five years?

Yes_______ No_Absoutley not, no never nada

If yes, please explain: __did I tell youi my mother calls me goodie two shoes?

POSITION/AVAILABILITY: All

Position Applied For:

Any, poisoning, stabbing, bombing, rude remarks etc.

Days/Hours Available: 24/7/365 except for fotball season and NASCAR.

Posted by Red Dog 2006-01-13 15:38|| 2006-01-13 15:38|| Front Page Top

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