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2005-09-17 Afghanistan/South Asia
Nuggets from the Urdu Press
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Posted by Fred 2005-09-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 After he defeated the Christian evangelist Swaggart, his entry was banned in France and Nigeria.

Cripes, Hugh Hefner could defeat Swaggart.

she should have been killed for doing zina

Hell, anybody should be killed for doing that Zina stuff. Tastes awful...

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-09-17 00:13||   2005-09-17 00:13|| Front Page Top

#2  told them that they were extremists and easily apostatised others, to which they replied most effectively.

What caliber was the reply?
Posted by Jackal">Jackal  2005-09-17 10:45|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2005-09-17 10:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Some ticket-less traveller in the railways also took up namaz to avoid being checked for tickets. The trick always worked.

I'll have to remember that one.
Posted by Jackal">Jackal  2005-09-17 10:48|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2005-09-17 10:48|| Front Page Top

#4 Jackal-
I can just picture that:

Conductor: "Where's yer ticket, Mac?"
Me: "Back off, man - I'm namaz."

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-09-17 13:01||   2005-09-17 13:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Namaz image search also bring up dead Japaneese dead fish.
Posted by Shipman 2005-09-17 14:48||   2005-09-17 14:48|| Front Page Top

#6 Really, really dead Japanese fish, Shipman? Sounds lovely.
Posted by trailing wife 2005-09-17 15:57||   2005-09-17 15:57|| Front Page Top

#7 LOL, opps. LOL!
Posted by Shipman 2005-09-17 17:57||   2005-09-17 17:57|| Front Page Top

#8 Allahu akber
(Gott ist am größten, es gibt
nichts Größeres außer Gott)


Holy smoke, Shipman! A Namaz technical manual auf Deutsch. What a find! Do I have to get a Kosher carpet to start or what?
Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2005-09-17 18:57||   2005-09-17 18:57|| Front Page Top

#9 I find it difficult to respond to a man who has them essets things at his beck and call.
Posted by Shipman 2005-09-17 19:21||   2005-09-17 19:21|| Front Page Top

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