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2005-06-11 Afghanistan/South Asia
Nuggets from the Urdu Press
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Posted by Fred 2005-06-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 goddam jinns! picker on sumones yore own size!

ima hate wen their do that.

>:(
Posted by muck4doo 2005-06-11 00:23|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2005-06-11 00:23|| Front Page Top

#2 ...Maybe its just me, but I don't always associate the concept of a girl burning to a cinder with the words, 'mischevious djinn'...

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-06-11 01:22||   2005-06-11 01:22|| Front Page Top

#3 it wuz a gurl mike. dont taker theengs so seeriusly.
Posted by muck4doo 2005-06-11 01:28|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2005-06-11 01:28|| Front Page Top

#4 The audience..accused Mr Ahsan of being guilty of enlightenment

Enlightenment? Whoa, dudes, none of that, please! A little Enlightenment and next thing you know, you've got some kind of Reformation going on. Or worse, Buddhism!

Jeez, if it wasn't for their propensity for murder and blowing stuff up, the muslim world would be a never-ending source of comic buffoonery.
Posted by SteveS 2005-06-11 01:53||   2005-06-11 01:53|| Front Page Top

#5 And here I thought I made some good "chila".
Posted by raptor 2005-06-11 07:53||   2005-06-11 07:53|| Front Page Top

#6 Mucky-
*smacks forehead*Of course - I don't know what I was thinking, a thousand pardons.

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-06-11 08:01||   2005-06-11 08:01|| Front Page Top

#7 ...while 43 per cent of them thought of Musharraf as their favourite personality

Up next on Kashmir Idol!

Posted by Jackal">Jackal  2005-06-11 10:39|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2005-06-11 10:39|| Front Page Top

#8 She said astronaut Neil Armstrong listened to Sura Rehman and embraced Islam.

Was that before or after the moon landings??
Posted by Rafael 2005-06-11 13:03||   2005-06-11 13:03|| Front Page Top

#9 The audience..accused Mr Ahsan of being guilty of enlightenment

I suspect there was a gap in translation somewhere along the way, and they were accusing him of Sufi religious practices.
Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-06-11 15:07|| http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com]">[http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com]  2005-06-11 15:07|| Front Page Top

#10 She said astronaut Neil Armstrong listened to Sura Rehman and embraced Islam.

Bet that moves the moon way, WAY up on the "Most Holy Places in Islam" list.
Posted by tu3031 2005-06-11 18:02||   2005-06-11 18:02|| Front Page Top

#11 Neil Armstrong walked on the face of the Moon God popularly known by it's 99th Persian Gulf pagan name of Allah? isn't that like desecration of the face of the Moon God aka Allah? Who will be the first bacon-stained bearded one to proclaim a fatwa against defiling the face of the Moon God Allah?
Posted by Shomble Shoger7533 2005-06-11 19:13||   2005-06-11 19:13|| Front Page Top

#12 She's saying that the Muslims have astronauts and the most advanced people all convert.
Posted by too true 2005-06-11 19:29||   2005-06-11 19:29|| Front Page Top

#13 OOOoooo! That would mean like ummmmm.... There is a name I just can't recall... Maybe Cat Stevens or was he a re-convert? He was pretty advanced. I need some help here... sure would be a great game show question.
Posted by Shomble Shoger7533 2005-06-11 19:41||   2005-06-11 19:41|| Front Page Top

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