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2005-05-26 Home Front: WoT

Gitmo Detainee: Guards Are Having Sex With Dear Old Mom!

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Posted by Robert Crawford 2005-05-26 08:06|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 hooray for ma!

Posted by muck4doo 2005-05-26 08:19|| http://www.petaenespanol.com/]">[http://www.petaenespanol.com/] 2005-05-26 08:19|| Front Page Top

#2 M is for the many things she taught me...

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-05-26 08:29|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-05-26 08:29|| Front Page Top

#3 Has mom said anything yet? Like, "I'm going on the Jerry Springer Show?"

Posted by badanov">badanov 2005-05-26 08:33|| http://www.rkka.org]">[http://www.rkka.org] 2005-05-26 08:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Oh, please. This is grade school level smack-down stuff: "Yo momma does this, yo momma does that. I did yo momma and your old lady last night while you were pulling duty and they thanked me."
And that's between friends.

Posted by Steve ">Steve 2005-05-26 08:37|| 2005-05-26 08:37|| Front Page Top

#5 "I heard that so&so said that..."Proof positive that MSM is supported by rumor and inuiendo.

Posted by raptor 2005-05-26 08:52|| 2005-05-26 08:52|| Front Page Top

#6 Yeah we fly them in for the weekends to party. We ask them if they want to see the boys, but it's usually something like, "Nah. Let 'em rot in jail. Maybe they'll learn a lesson." "Tough loves" a hard thing...

Posted by The Guards at Gitmo 2005-05-26 09:06|| 2005-05-26 09:06|| Front Page Top

#7 The National Enquirer does in fact have a MUCH higher standard for publication than the left coast NYT-wannabe.

Posted by eLarson 2005-05-26 10:36|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2005-05-26 10:36|| Front Page Top

#8 There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex,
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in Freud's index
'Cause he loved his mother.

His rivals used to say quite a bit
That as a monarch he was most unfit.
But still in all they had to admit
That he loved his mother. . . .

--Tom Lehrer

Posted by Mike">Mike 2005-05-26 10:50|| 2005-05-26 10:50|| Front Page Top

#9 According to the detainees, some of the guards are telling the detainees that while they are sitting in a cell in Cuba, American Soldiers are having sex with the detainee's mothers. XXXXXX has not personally heard these comments from the guards. He has not seen any cruelty by the guards. However, sometimes the guards are rough with him even though he is cooperative.

More of this stuff needs to be put into print. Good for a morning laugh at the very least.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-05-26 11:13|| 2005-05-26 11:13|| Front Page Top

#10 Apparently O is for her O-Face.

Posted by eLarson 2005-05-26 12:12|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2005-05-26 12:12|| Front Page Top

#11 Of course, the obvious gag is that they were referring to the MILF organization. It's awful hard to run an insurgency if everybody giggles everytime they hear the name of your group.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-05-26 13:27|| 2005-05-26 13:27|| Front Page Top

#12 They are doing it on a pile of Qurans too.

Posted by Sock Puppet 0â Doom 2005-05-26 14:54|| 2005-05-26 14:54|| Front Page Top

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