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2005-05-24 Home Front: Culture Wars
Drink Coke, kufr!
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Posted by Uneretch Spinens6027 2005-05-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Thanks, thats worth a Hoot! and a Holler!
Posted by Dr. Livingston 2005-05-24 00:39||   2005-05-24 00:39|| Front Page Top

#2 Man I just can't imagine a cult so wacked out they go looking for this stuff and then buy into it.
I want the tin foil concession.
Posted by Sock Puppet 0’ Doom 2005-05-24 00:52||   2005-05-24 00:52|| Front Page Top

#3 The woman needs a job... or a baby... or a bigger house to clean. Clearly she does not have the mental resources to handle so much free time.
Posted by trailing wife 2005-05-24 01:02||   2005-05-24 01:02|| Front Page Top

#4 "No Mohommad. No Makka." That's where this is all headed... a pile of green glass.
Posted by DO 2005-05-24 01:08||   2005-05-24 01:08|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey, what about those pentacostal whackos that sat around in church basements listening to Black Sabbath and the Beatles backwards?
Posted by mojo">mojo  2005-05-24 01:42||   2005-05-24 01:42|| Front Page Top

#6 Indeed, mojo, I am the walrus... and we were teens in the throes of Waimea-sized hormonal waves...

What's their excuse? They're trained from birth to live in insanity and be as gullible as a Catholic School girl.
Posted by .com 2005-05-24 02:26||   2005-05-24 02:26|| Front Page Top

#7 Sounds like a suspicious Pepsi plot to me... ;)
Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-05-24 03:28|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]  2005-05-24 03:28|| Front Page Top

#8 Agree with DB..Pepsi's new advertising campaign.
Posted by 2b 2005-05-24 07:01||   2005-05-24 07:01|| Front Page Top

#9 Now AC has to revise his Hallburton org chart from yesterday.
Posted by Matt 2005-05-24 07:04||   2005-05-24 07:04|| Front Page Top

#10 How can a message that makes me want to drink Coke be a Pepsi marketing scheme? I mean, look a what the soft drink manufacturers are telling us:

Pepsi: The US sucks.

Coke: No Mecca, No Mohammed.

I know which one I'm buying.
Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford  2005-05-24 07:36|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/]  2005-05-24 07:36|| Front Page Top

#11 lol, RC! I'm with ya! And, here in the heart of Coke-land, I'm glad of the new marketing scheme to drive Coke sales.
Posted by BA">BA  2005-05-24 08:22||   2005-05-24 08:22|| Front Page Top

#12 how could it be a Pepsi marketing scheme?

well..it was tounge in cheek...but cause

they are flipping the finger to the US
they are telling the the Arabs that coke is flipping the finger to them..ie drink pepsi not coke.

cause it's pretty clear that ...at least to the idiots in charge of pepsi right now...we aren't their target market.
Posted by 2b 2005-05-24 08:25||   2005-05-24 08:25|| Front Page Top

#13 My, my. How insensitive. My middle finger to them.
Posted by Indra Nooyi: CFO Pepsico 2005-05-24 08:32||   2005-05-24 08:32|| Front Page Top

#14 Drink alert!
Posted by Ptah">Ptah  2005-05-24 09:04|| http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]">[http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]  2005-05-24 09:04|| Front Page Top

#15 Hey...there's something to this. I find that if I drink 5 shots in rapid succession, twirl for 45 seconds and squint, it says "Paul is dead, I killed Paul"
Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan  2005-05-24 09:24||   2005-05-24 09:24|| Front Page Top

#16 I find that if I squint I can make out the words, "Kill the infidel! Kill everybody!" in the pages of the Koran.

Oh, waitaminnit. Never mind. Says that when I stop squinting, too.
Posted by BH 2005-05-24 10:05||   2005-05-24 10:05|| Front Page Top

#17 kaffir-kola? hmmmm. a litter proper martiking strateejery and itn mite werk.
Posted by muck4doo 2005-05-24 11:02|| http://www.petaenespanol.com/]">[http://www.petaenespanol.com/]  2005-05-24 11:02|| Front Page Top

#18  Hey, what about those pentacostal whackos that sat around in church basements listening to Black Sabbath and the Beatles backwards?

When I was in middle school, I would accompany my friend Patti to her Sunday Catholic mass and confirmation classes. The teacher spent *five weeks* outlining the Satanic symbols on Van Halen and Journey album covers...
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2005-05-24 11:11||   2005-05-24 11:11|| Front Page Top

#19 im wulda owtlined em satanic simbols on em teechers car in return seafarious.
Posted by muck4doo 2005-05-24 11:25|| http://www.petaenespanol.com/]">[http://www.petaenespanol.com/]  2005-05-24 11:25|| Front Page Top

#20 Patti and I were in band together and for the confirmation class "talent show" we played "Stairway to Heaven" on our clarinets. Heh.
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2005-05-24 11:28||   2005-05-24 11:28|| Front Page Top

#21 PlanetDan--- "Paul is dead, I killed Paul"

News of my death is greatly exaggerated. Heh. Seafarious, I still have my clarinet, and play it from time to time. Some time I will play "Star of Edinborough" for ye.
Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2005-05-24 11:55||   2005-05-24 11:55|| Front Page Top

#22 The Moving Finger writes;
and, having writ, Moves on:
nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.

-Rubiyat of Omar Khayyam

It seems to fit...
Posted by BigEd 2005-05-24 13:08||   2005-05-24 13:08|| Front Page Top

#23 the law of large numbers assures us that coincidences will occur all the time

Islamic insanity assures us that a large number of Moslems will be offended almost every day about something.
Posted by mhw 2005-05-24 15:58||   2005-05-24 15:58|| Front Page Top

#24 change day to minute
Posted by thibaud (aka lex) 2005-05-24 16:04||   2005-05-24 16:04|| Front Page Top

22:34 DEMOCRAT YES
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22:41 mojo
22:40 Minni Mullah
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22:31 SC88
22:30 Fred
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