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2005-01-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Moonbat blames tsunami on "Israeli micro-nukes"

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Posted by Mike 2005-01-05 10:54:28 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Nah, everybody knows it was the Halliburton Earthquake/Tsunami Machine. Now with Volcano Action!

Posted by tu3031 2005-01-05 10:58:05 AM|| 2005-01-05 10:58:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Dear God... These people are PROFOUNDLY disturbed.

Posted by Dave D. 2005-01-05 11:02:47 AM|| 2005-01-05 11:02:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 we all knew this was coming. It's just suprising it took so long.

Posted by 2b 2005-01-05 11:03:34 AM|| 2005-01-05 11:03:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 What's in your Vials, Joe?

Posted by lex 2005-01-05 11:04:23 AM|| 2005-01-05 11:04:23 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 If I even see a link to Viles, I need to take a shower. I try to read some of what "the other side" is saying, but Viles is so unbelievably awful and ugly I just can't.

Posted by Seafarious 2005-01-05 11:06:15 AM|| 2005-01-05 11:06:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Simi Valley _oris?

Posted by Glavimp Cloter2767 2005-01-05 11:11:30 AM|| [http://Shipman Hiding in the Lab] 2005-01-05 11:11:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Why give free exposure to this traitor?

Posted by Glereper Craviter7929 2005-01-05 11:22:15 AM|| 2005-01-05 11:22:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Freedom of the press also means freedom for moonbats. People died for this man's right to publish this crap?

Posted by Rightwing 2005-01-05 11:24:48 AM|| 2005-01-05 11:24:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 ohhhhh! those diabolical joooooooooos! now that he lays out the plan, it all makes exquisitely perfect sense. I'll explain:

you see, the joooooos, with this technology in hand, knew they could create a devastating tsunami that would roil the third world. So by creating this horror, they so obviously benefit by, um, er, well, uh

(I haven't got that part completely figured out yet, but trust me, it was CLEARLY a wolfowitz/mossad/one world/trilateral commission/campfire girls conspiracy)

Posted by PlanetDan 2005-01-05 11:45:14 AM|| 2005-01-05 11:45:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 What Viles and his credulous slave-followers do not know, or will not acknowledge, is that a 9+ earthquake is millions of times more energetic than a megaton class nuclear explosion. The mass to be shifted, a sizable section of the Earth's crust, will weigh not millions or billions of tons, but quadrillions of tons. How far would a ton of TNT move a billion tons of rock? That is about the scale we are talking about here.
If there is seismic evidence for a nuclear explosion, why doesn't Viles produce it for all to see? More importantly, how does Viles account for the failure of seismologists to point this out themselves? Even if we postulate that all American scientists are under the control of the government, a transparently insane suggestion in and of itself, he would still have to account for seismologists in other countries, including hostile nations like Iran. The preferential idiots, the evil scum, who read this stuff are usually unaware of even the most basic facts about how the world operates. Some, for example, may not know that each country has its own indepedent government. To them the gummint is a single worldwide monolith. Think I'm kidding? A couple of years ago I went on TV to debunk the Loathesome Fox Moon Hoax Show*. I ran into a college student the next day who still believed the show's contention that the landings were faked. During the subsequent conversation, it emerged that she did not know that there is more than one national military force in the world or that scientists did not all work for the US government.
When you run across one of these sub-human conspira-liars (both perps and dupes are equally guilty), make an effort to find out not what it knows, but what it doesn't know. Ask how the gummint works, for example. How many countries are there in the world? How far away is Indonesia? How many oil companies are there? How many professional seismologists?

*Known to its criminally insane con-artist and alcoholic promoters as "Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on the Moon."

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-01-05 11:52:51 AM|| 2005-01-05 11:52:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Rightwing: Freedom of the press also means freedom to mock, ridicule, belittle, and otherwise eviscerate (metaphorically, that is) the Michael Moores, Ted Ralls, and Joe Vialls of the world. The intellectual distance between this nutter and your average DU-nik or Kosophile is a lot less than the MSM will ever admit.

Besides, mocking moonbats is fun!

Posted by Mike 2005-01-05 11:54:30 AM|| 2005-01-05 11:54:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 I've heard some stupid things in my time, but this makes the top 25!

Posted by Korora 2005-01-05 12:11:31 PM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com] 2005-01-05 12:11:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 I think this is why the Gators lost to the University of Miami.

Posted by Dragon Fly 2005-01-05 12:15:10 PM|| 2005-01-05 12:15:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 There are limits to freedom of speech and the incitement of violence against the United States and its people is one of those limits. Conspiracy theorists are a major factor in inciting the global jihad and, of course, in motivating the fifth column without whose subversive influence the war would end in a week.

Insane devils like Viles are as culpable for Islamofascist violence as Julius Streicher was for the Holocaust and he was culpable enough to end his journalistic career at the end of a rope. The law has not changed, what has changed is that the authorities are intimidated by the institutional media culture, which profits from inflammatory expression, and for this base commercial reason recognizes few if any limits on expression. The MSM is going down, and filth like Viles and the nazi whore Carol Valentine, who incited Tim McVeigh, will pay the full measure for their crimes against reason and humanity.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-01-05 12:19:18 PM|| 2005-01-05 12:19:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Mike: I agree. Except what's a DU-nik? Depelted Uranium? Better yet a Kosophile? One who has sex with Kosovars? Please pardon my ignorance. Thanks.

Posted by Rightwing 2005-01-05 12:21:20 PM|| 2005-01-05 12:21:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 DU is the Democratic Underground: a message board for the people who believe that Viles speaks Truth To Power.

I go there when I think my blood pressure's a bit too low.

Today is good people watching over there...tomorrow is the day that Congress ratifies the election results and they are twisting themselves into pretzels...

Posted by Seafarious 2005-01-05 12:41:54 PM|| 2005-01-05 12:41:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Rightwing:

DU-nik = a denizen of the Democratic Underground, which is often abbreviated "DU." DU is a bulletin board site for ~~barking moonbats~~ ~~anti-global nutjobs~~ ~~fifth columnists~~ ~~escaped mental patients~~ ~~extreme leftists who march in lockstep~~ extremely passionate Democrats whose view of the world is, oh, let's be nice and call it "not yours and mine." If you read DU postings for any length of time, you might wish you had some D[epleted ]U[ranium] rounds to fire at the DU-niks, but that's a whole 'nother topic.

Kosophile = a reader of Daily Kos, a site run by ~~barking moonbat~~ ~~escaped mental patient~~ ~~neofascist ideologue~~ Democratic party activist/consultant Markos Zuniga. Less of an ideological and philosophical outlier than DU, but not by much.

Posted by Mike 2005-01-05 12:44:47 PM|| 2005-01-05 12:44:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Huh, this guy is blaming it on the Jooos, US and Israel. That's nice.

I've been telling people it was a French nuclear test.... *g*

Posted by Laurence of the Rats 2005-01-05 1:56:45 PM|| [http://www.punictreachery.com/] 2005-01-05 1:56:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 thanks!!! ima go spred the word! :)

Posted by muck4doo 2005-01-05 2:16:39 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-01-05 2:16:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 ima wonder whatn david icke isa haver to say bout this

Posted by muck4doo 2005-01-05 2:46:49 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-01-05 2:46:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 I read some one floating this idea a few days ago. I can't go into how pathetic I think these ass hats are. The list of explitives would be so long and I would end up getting banned.

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2005-01-05 4:32:20 PM|| [http://www.slhess.com] 2005-01-05 4:32:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 I am confused, why would we waste a nuke when we have the Earthquake Generator? Makes no sense.

Posted by AllahHateMe 2005-01-05 5:02:46 PM|| 2005-01-05 5:02:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 Every schoolboy knows that the "ZIONIST DEATH RAY" caused the Tsunami. After all the vaunted legendary TESLA DEATH RAY, from whence it was derived, caused the incredible Tunguska explosion early in the twentieth century...
borgboy in the subjunctive

Posted by borgboy 2005-01-05 6:31:11 PM|| 2005-01-05 6:31:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 Sorry, borgboy. It's good, but it's not that good.

Posted by The Mossad 2005-01-05 7:06:03 PM|| 2005-01-05 7:06:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#25 hook. line. nope. no sinker quit yet. ima repeeet yet.

Posted by muck4doo 2005-01-05 7:27:00 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-01-05 7:27:00 PM|| Front Page Top

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