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2004-12-22

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Posted by Fred 2004-12-22 2:58:47 PM|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Sorry, no capes for me. Not since I saw "The Incredibles".

Although I will compromise that for the "women of shady virtue" perks!

Posted by Dar 2004-12-22 3:43:53 PM|| 2004-12-22 3:43:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 ROTFLMAO

Fits Old Spook to a T, I would think.

Posted by Matt 2004-12-22 3:54:55 PM|| 2004-12-22 3:54:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 "A thorough working knowlege of the term 'plausible deniability' is a must for this position."

Posted by Seafarious 2004-12-22 4:03:36 PM|| 2004-12-22 4:03:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 How are the benefits? I have a pre-existing condition.

Posted by Dreadnought 2004-12-22 4:10:31 PM|| 2004-12-22 4:10:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I recommend Maureen Dowd. She's got the ruthless thing down pat. I can arrange for the dueling scars myself (for a nominal fee).

Posted by Jonathan 2004-12-22 4:14:15 PM|| [http://www.workaround.blogspot.com] 2004-12-22 4:14:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 The position will be so super secret that not even the holder will know that he has it.

Posted by True German Ally 2004-12-22 4:14:16 PM|| 2004-12-22 4:14:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I dont care as long as I get paid and get a crack at those 'women of shady virtue' -- LOL!

I even have a white cat and wear a leather glove.....

Posted by DirecterOfSecretOperations 2004-12-22 4:21:44 PM|| 2004-12-22 4:21:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 I won't even consider the job unless my headquarters are on a secret island with a volcano or a orbiting space station. I do have standards to keep up.

Posted by Steve 2004-12-22 4:21:45 PM|| 2004-12-22 4:21:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Steve - with an unlimited budget you can shop online at VillainSupply for those neat secret lairs, weapons, and henchman

Posted by Frank G 2004-12-22 4:30:41 PM|| 2004-12-22 4:30:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Not sure if henchmen are listed on the GSA purchasing schedule...

Posted by Seafarious 2004-12-22 4:50:57 PM|| 2004-12-22 4:50:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 GS-5HM

Posted by Frank G 2004-12-22 4:54:04 PM|| 2004-12-22 4:54:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 same class as those nameless "security" guys on Star Trek that died within minutes of landing on an alien planet :-)

Posted by Frank G 2004-12-22 4:55:15 PM|| 2004-12-22 4:55:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Bartender I'll have a can of that "plausible deniability" and a women of shady virtue please.

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-12-22 5:05:27 PM|| [http://www.slhess.com] 2004-12-22 5:05:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 This is why super villians always fail -- Frank keeps pushing GS-5HM's on them, and a GS-5HM can't even mop a floor without slipping on the soapy water. You need quality help these days, and a GS-14HM is absolutely essential.

No, you can't use a GS-5HM + a GS-9HM.

Posted by Steve White 2004-12-22 5:30:57 PM|| 2004-12-22 5:30:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 No, you can't use a GS-5HM + a GS-9HM.

Sniff, I remember when I was on the cutting edge of shark jumping.

Posted by Shipman 2004-12-22 5:34:57 PM|| 2004-12-22 5:34:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 HR sez you have to have some GS-5hm's for diversity...

Posted by Frank G 2004-12-22 5:36:40 PM|| 2004-12-22 5:36:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 I can be pure evil when needed.... but a b-crat... nah... PowerPoint is just to boring...

Posted by 3dc 2004-12-22 5:37:42 PM|| 2004-12-22 5:37:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 ..What impressed me was that whoever wrote the ad knew the difference between minions and henchmen, and that's the kind of outfit I want to work for.
The only question I have is what kind of company car do you get?

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2004-12-22 7:07:58 PM|| 2004-12-22 7:07:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#19

Undermining the culture of other countries...where do I sign up?

Sharper Minds Daily

Posted by Radio Guy 2004-12-22 7:26:33 PM|| [http://kmclive.com] 2004-12-22 7:26:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 Random obscure reference:
"The secret service has never been so lethal"

Posted by Rafael 2004-12-22 11:42:07 PM|| 2004-12-22 11:42:07 PM|| Front Page Top

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