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2004-07-08 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
How to Tame Tehran
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Posted by tipper 2004-07-08 02:32|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 I am wildly disappointed. I wanted the guy to STFU about 1/3 through and get real. 20-30 ExLax treatments and maybe he'll actually come up with a working outline, something actionable. Grrrrrrrrrrr...
Posted by .com 2004-07-08 8:58:41 AM|| [http://www.amble.com/images/attention_dogs.jpg]  2004-07-08 8:58:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Yeah this paper is about as specific as John Kerry's "We have a better plan".
Posted by virginian 2004-07-08 9:13:08 AM||   2004-07-08 9:13:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 The author must have been trying to get his signal to noise ratio as close to zero as possible.

The thrust of the article is 'yeah, well we need regime change in Iran and we need a plan to do it'
well duh.
Posted by mhw 2004-07-08 9:24:40 AM||   2004-07-08 9:24:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 The big word (you won't hear) is "counter-terrorism". Unlike terrorist acts that target civilians, counter-terrorism uses terrorist methods to target the terrorists themselves.
Say, just as an example, if a couple of members of Iran's Guardian Council turned up minus their heads and a specific internal organ or two.
Or if radical Imams all over the world suddenly started to develop horrible, painful and disfiguring diseases, as if Allah himself has cursed them. Or whole towns are afflicted with homicidal hallucinations.

You see, these buggers don't know what real terrorism is. When educated, western peoples turn their efforts to committing acts of terrorism, the result is beyond horror movies, and way beyond what these primitive vandals are ready to deal with.
Posted by Anonymous5545 2004-07-08 9:57:25 AM||   2004-07-08 9:57:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 #2 Yeah this paper is about as specific as John Kerry's "We have a better plan".

You forgot to mention that they have better hair, too, which is what matters!
Posted by BA  2004-07-08 10:46:38 AM||   2004-07-08 10:46:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 How to tame Tehran

1.) Procure 12,000 cases of minced baby food liver.

2.) 500 big ass spoons.

3.) Patience.

Sit Mullah!
Lie Down!
Play Dead!
Be Dead!
Posted by Shipman 2004-07-08 11:51:15 AM||   2004-07-08 11:51:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 lolol, that might do the trick.
Posted by Mark Espinola 2004-07-08 11:01:20 PM||   2004-07-08 11:01:20 PM|| Front Page Top

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