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2004-07-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2004-07-07 1:12:30 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I am reminded of the story of the 2 cops who showed up in the ER after the Bobbitt chop job and were told where she tossed it and to go get it. So they go and find it and, when they bring it back, a nurse asks "Is that it?" To which the cops reply, "We don't know, but it's the only one we found."

Posted by tu3031 2004-07-07 1:53:31 PM|| 2004-07-07 1:53:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Gee thanks...I get married in 10 days! Army of Steve - why do you taunt me so?! Oh and two words of advice to the farmer...nail clippers.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-07-07 1:54:04 PM|| 2004-07-07 1:54:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Now that's what I call terrorism.

Posted by Matt 2004-07-07 2:25:16 PM|| 2004-07-07 2:25:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 So, evidently it's not just Thai cuisine that has a fiery character to it.

Posted by Zenster 2004-07-07 3:18:51 PM|| 2004-07-07 3:18:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Pretty good article, I'll bet it read even better if I wasn't plagued by loud humming noises and litter star bursts in me eyes...

Posted by Shipman 2004-07-07 3:39:09 PM|| 2004-07-07 3:39:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 The couple had fought, she then denied his requests for sex and kicked him when he complained

Sounds familiar :)

Posted by Rafael 2004-07-07 4:14:10 PM|| 2004-07-07 4:14:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 In 10 days...

Posted by .com 2004-07-07 4:30:22 PM|| [http://www.amble.com/images/perfect_woman.jpg] 2004-07-07 4:30:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Ha ha! Thanks .com...the soon to be Mrs Mundi says "Too late!"

Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-07-07 5:19:40 PM|| 2004-07-07 5:19:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Hey .com, that picture wouldn't be from a wedding in Cleveland in '85 would it? Looks mighty familiar.

Posted by remote man 2004-07-07 5:27:20 PM|| 2004-07-07 5:27:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 tu3031 - According to some of the rescue squad guys I talked to from that area, the story is true.

Down at my rescue squad, we fell in the floor laughing about that one. Damn, we never get the good calls! :-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-07-07 8:08:33 PM|| 2004-07-07 8:08:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 I really, really hope my girlfriend doesn't read this . . . though I'd be tempted to send her that perfect woman pic as a joke. (Send it seriously and I'd have my ass kicked next time I see her . . .)

Posted by The Doctor 2004-07-07 9:50:58 PM|| 2004-07-07 9:50:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 and all sections of the candy store closed....new owner, new management

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-07 9:53:58 PM|| 2004-07-07 9:53:58 PM|| Front Page Top

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