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2004-06-23 Fifth Column

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Posted by TS(vice girl) 2004-06-23 12:36:16 AM|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Bet Lynne is wishing Mom and Dad had named her Martha. Somehow, I don't think she'll get a room with a decorating potential and a view at Lompoc.

Posted by Mr. Davis 2004-06-23 12:45:16 AM|| 2004-06-23 12:45:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Lynne Stewart has "issues":
http://asia.news.yahoo.com/040618/ap/nyr12106182023.html

The jury may be sympathetic, do you think?

Posted by rex 2004-06-23 3:24:45 AM|| 2004-06-23 3:24:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 she's so darn ugly, she doesn't stand a chance.

Posted by B 2004-06-23 7:07:41 AM|| 2004-06-23 7:07:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 May I suggest these fine lines of legal defense products.
Legal aids

Posted by ed 2004-06-23 8:22:01 AM|| 2004-06-23 8:22:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 ugly? not sure. I'll know better after she shaves.

Posted by Dirty Old Man 2004-06-23 9:12:01 AM|| 2004-06-23 9:12:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 what a pig! Looks like a female Ernest Borgnine

(apologies to Ernest)

Posted by Frank G 2004-06-23 9:54:13 AM|| 2004-06-23 9:54:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 good to see we are in no danger of a sudden break out of maturity.
/sarc

Posted by dcreeper 2004-06-23 10:16:33 AM|| 2004-06-23 10:16:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Cut back on your carbs, eat smaller meals five times a day, and begin a rigerous cardio program...

Posted by Dragon Fly 2004-06-23 10:36:41 AM|| 2004-06-23 10:36:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Or just wear a burkha.

Posted by ed 2004-06-23 10:39:44 AM|| 2004-06-23 10:39:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Lynne Stewart, the antidote to Viagra.

Posted by Raj 2004-06-23 12:30:13 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-06-23 12:30:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Lynn Stewart: commie lawyer who openly advocates the violent overthrow of our government. Execute her, but:
Electric Chair - who could afford that electric bill?
Gas Chamber - she IS the gas chamber
Hanging - she hasn't got a neck
Lethal Injection - possible if the necessary chemicals are stored in a barge nearby
...it's a quandry folks. Got it! Lock her in cell and force her to watch Yankee Doodle Dandee until chokes on her own 5th columnist vomit.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-06-23 12:53:29 PM|| 2004-06-23 12:53:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Purdy damn good Rex M. I think Sands of Iwo Jima would prolong the agony.

Posted by Shipman 2004-06-23 1:25:56 PM|| 2004-06-23 1:25:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 No! Wait! The DI! With Jack Webb being in
full Jack Webb lecture mode.... that's the one.

Posted by Shipman 2004-06-23 1:27:04 PM|| 2004-06-23 1:27:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 What rodent died on her chin?

Posted by Zpaz 2004-06-23 1:30:07 PM|| 2004-06-23 1:30:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Ship-
"...Who is that tapping on my timber?!"

My dad was AT Parris Island when they made The DI , I think I've seen that film so many times I can recite it in my sleep. The bit about the sand flea is still priceless...

Mike

Posted by Anonymous5341 2004-06-23 2:26:46 PM|| 2004-06-23 2:26:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Heavens 5341! I am hoping your dad is still around
and knows the kid who played "HillBilly" is a pawnbroker in DeLand FL.... got an autographed pikcture last month.

Posted by Shipman 2004-06-23 2:41:18 PM|| 2004-06-23 2:41:18 PM|| Front Page Top

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