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2004-06-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Blind Man Crashes Golf Cart on Ga. Street

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Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-06-15 11:07:33 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 How was the trip, Spot?

Rough!

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-06-15 11:11:08 AM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2004-06-15 11:11:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 There's nothing quite like a "drunken blind man driving a golf cart" story to brighten my day.

Is it too soon for Ray Charles jokes? Yes? Then I'll stick with Stevie Wonder...

Posted by Chris W. 2004-06-15 11:15:36 AM|| 2004-06-15 11:15:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 im thinking golden retriever probly in best shape the three to drive.

Posted by muck4doo 2004-06-15 1:34:37 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2004-06-15 1:34:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Drunk Blind Guy ought to use his putter and let the dog handle the driving.

Posted by BH 2004-06-15 3:52:21 PM|| 2004-06-15 3:52:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Chuck-
I resemble that remark!;p

Posted by Spot 2004-06-15 5:10:05 PM|| 2004-06-15 5:10:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 6 or 7 beers? I'd need more than that to get on a cart piloted by a blind guy

Posted by Frank G 2004-06-15 5:28:16 PM|| 2004-06-15 5:28:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Frank the the goldie evidently reassured the drunk.

Posted by Shipman 2004-06-15 5:32:20 PM|| 2004-06-15 5:32:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 and an inebriated friend giving instructions

See, here's the clincher: these guys were just listening to all the damned PSAs telling us how evil it is to drink and drive. The blind man took his friends keys -- just like the gubmint tells us to do -- and was the designated driver -- just like the gubmint tells us to do.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-06-15 6:40:27 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2004-06-15 6:40:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 RC: That makes so much sense it's scary.

Posted by Charles 2004-06-15 8:39:59 PM|| 2004-06-15 8:39:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I know this guy, he is a total trip! I would ride anywhere with him.

Posted by thom 2004-06-29 8:54:07 PM|| 2004-06-29 8:54:07 PM|| Front Page Top

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