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2004-04-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Mike 2004-04-22 10:52:26 AM|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 This lady deserves a new purse, made from the finest alligator leather -- and for her husband, a new belt, pair of shoes, and a wallet...

Posted by snellenr 2004-04-22 11:17:36 AM|| 2004-04-22 11:17:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "This is the kind of gator that will kill you," said trapper John French.

Bad choice of words. He should've said could instead of will, since the alligator wasn't successful in this case.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-04-22 11:47:38 AM|| 2004-04-22 11:47:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 "This is the kind of gator that will kill you,"

Exactly what kind of gator would not kill you given the chance? The fluffy kind? Obviously, I've seen too many Croc Hunter reruns.

Posted by Zpaz 2004-04-22 12:41:07 PM|| 2004-04-22 12:41:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Any time you see a fluffy gator, you can assume it won't try to kill you. Other kinds you have to keep an eye on.

Posted by Fred 2004-04-22 1:49:10 PM|| 2004-04-22 1:49:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Tell me about it Fred.

Posted by Amos Moses 2004-04-22 1:53:11 PM|| 2004-04-22 1:53:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 I haven't seen any fluffy gator's since I gave up drinking Jack Daniels.

Posted by Steve 2004-04-22 2:03:27 PM|| 2004-04-22 2:03:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Let the gators have the Jack Daniels and we will have less gator attacks?

Posted by Anonymous4464 2004-04-22 3:10:05 PM|| 2004-04-22 3:10:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Crocodiles. Why do they hate us so?

Posted by Zpaz 2004-04-22 6:00:51 PM|| 2004-04-22 6:00:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Zpaz - It was an Islamofacist Croc. He didn't like our support of Israel for almost 60 years.
But if they euthanize him will he get 72 . . .

Naah I won't go there. . .

Posted by Anonymous4052 2004-04-22 6:05:14 PM|| 2004-04-22 6:05:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Police said Keefer was attacked at about 8 p.m. Wednesday as she was gardening near the bank behind her home.

this another good example peple encroching on the animal teritory and then kill the inocent animal when it fight back! im bet the aligator living there first and now they kill it!

Posted by muhamud4doo 2004-04-22 6:13:06 PM|| [http://www.islamicconcerns.com/halalvegetarianism.asp] 2004-04-22 6:13:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Mucky - im bet 74 age women their furst

Posted by Frank G 2004-04-22 6:14:40 PM|| 2004-04-22 6:14:40 PM|| Front Page Top

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