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2004-03-13 Trolls and Spam
President Bush, tell Americans who lied to you about WMD!
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Posted by CompuSerb 2004-03-13 00:49|| || Front Page|| [11145 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 While this is pretty bad stuff and certainly trollish behavior, (you know, of course, that trolls live under bridges in the dark dank shadows, eating stones for diner and bleed black blood when injured...I half way have a feeling that leaving something like this here is almost valuable to show just how crazy Compuserb really is.

Well....
Posted by Traveller 2004-3-13 1:13:57 AM||   2004-3-13 1:13:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 My goodness, Cunt-u-serve, your capacity for absorbing justified abuse, righteous invective, and vile though accurate recrimination seems boundless.
Perhaps you learned it at your mama's knee, which was undoubtedly being slammed into your face and groin quite a bit.
It wasn't her fault though. I mean, alcohol problem, occupational stress of servicing syphilitic SS donkeys, the shame of prison life at Spandau. Hey, it could get to anyone.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-3-13 1:16:25 AM||   2004-3-13 1:16:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 It's certainly valuable for us to make fun of him and his teeny pecker brain, so I'll leave the post and his name. But I'll keep deleting the links (unless Fred asks me not to) so as not to gratify the lil' pisher. After all, the regulars all saw what this peckerwood was about yesterday.

Wudja think, Fred?
Posted by Steve White  2004-3-13 1:17:13 AM||   2004-3-13 1:17:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 We need a tame nazi here, so we can walk by the cage and poke sticks at him. Can we keep him, Fred? Please? Please?
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-3-13 1:22:01 AM||   2004-3-13 1:22:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Couldn't resist . . .

RANTBURG (AP) -- Rantburg officials vowed to continue efforts to bring under control an infestation of Serbian lop-eared trolls which has disrupted life in the town since Thursday.

"By golly, there's a bunch of 'em," said Village Animal ConTroll Officer Steve White, at an impromptu press conference in the back room of one of Rantburg's classier cocktail lounges. "Soon as one pops up, we get 'im, but as soon as we get 'im, another one pops up. We don't get a minute's rest."

The trolls are being hunted by ground teams armed with Barrett 25mm "payload" rifles, ultrasonic baby-scream projectors, and Zionist death rays, using reconaissance imaging provided by Piper Cherokees from the Rantburg Civil Air Patrol.

Rantburg mayor Fred Pruitt dismissed suggestions that he would call out the National Guard. "The Guard has more important things to do; and besides, troll hunting is fun."

According to Clone Clonondarange, Dean of Biology at the University of Rantburg (home of the Fighting Warbloggers), the Serbian lop-eared troll is a paranoid, rabidly anti-Semitic garden pest originally found in the Balkans. "It's an endangered species," said Dean Clonondarange, "but we're doing our best to make it an extinct one."
Posted by Mike  2004-3-13 7:01:11 AM||   2004-3-13 7:01:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 perhaps this is that faisel fuckwit guy again
Posted by Jon Shep U.K 2004-3-13 7:02:15 AM||   2004-3-13 7:02:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 I think Compuserb is a prejudiced (against Jews) twit. Prejudice is for people who cant think for themselves. Bush wasnt lied to unknowingly,he lied himself.Maybe Compuserb you could realise this planet has enough room for all races/religions.
Posted by Antiwar 2004-3-13 7:10:22 AM||   2004-3-13 7:10:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Even head in the sand types like you Anti.
Posted by JerseyMike 2004-3-13 7:19:29 AM||   2004-3-13 7:19:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 And yet another planet heard from.
Posted by Whiskey Mike 2004-3-13 7:22:21 AM||   2004-3-13 7:22:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Damn, Jersey, you beat me to it.
Posted by Whiskey Mike 2004-3-13 7:22:55 AM||   2004-3-13 7:22:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 And you Jersey(cow)Mike.
Posted by Antiwar 2004-3-13 7:28:35 AM||   2004-3-13 7:28:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 #5. Mike that's perceptive, clever, and too,too funny. I have tears from laughing so hard.
Posted by GK 2004-3-13 8:12:46 AM||   2004-3-13 8:12:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mike!

No, I think CompuSerb is one of those tinfoil-beanie Hang-Mordecai-not-Haman ratbrains. AIE! I just said that the average rat was as dumb as CompuSerb and my lips fell off!
Posted by Korora  2004-3-13 8:21:45 AM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com]  2004-3-13 8:21:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 Prejudice is for people who cant think for themselves.

Unlike various forms of ideology, political correctness, and the all-we-need-to-do-is-love-each-other world view.

The sad reality is thinking is not most people's speciality, although RB is often a refreshing exception.
Posted by Phil B  2004-3-13 8:24:26 AM||   2004-3-13 8:24:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#15 Tell me, CompuSerb. In what
Reality-proof bubble do you live? It's quite
Obvious that you
Like your fantasy world where the Jews rule all
Life but it isn't real; the Jews are mostly better people than that!
Posted by Korora  2004-3-13 8:33:01 AM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com]  2004-3-13 8:33:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#16 Phil you are right that most do not think for themselves. RB not always an exception quite a few other prejudiced (against Palestinians and other Arabs for instance)people here. Compuserb is a piece of work though agree with you on that.
Posted by Antiwar 2004-3-13 9:05:04 AM||   2004-3-13 9:05:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#17 prejudiced? - against those who run their societies as Death Cults? Those who've done their best to kill as many Americans and westerners as possible? F 'em! I say they should get their death wish, and faster, please. If my position is disagreeable to a pacifist POS like you, I take that as a compliment
Posted by Frank G  2004-3-13 9:16:34 AM||   2004-3-13 9:16:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#18 Antiwar:

I think most Rantburgers don't view Arabs as categorically as you think. Arabs are God's children, too, and they have the same inalianable rights ("among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuait of Happiness") as everyone else. It is not "prejudice" to wnat to see their oppressors--the Arafat and Ba'ath'st thugocracies, the Wahabbi death cult, the House of Sa'ud--exetrminated. Indeed, I would submit that the true display of prejudice is the "multicultural" notion that Arabs or Moslems should be condemned to tyrrany because, well, Arabs and Moslems are like that and it's all our fault anyway.
Posted by Mike  2004-3-13 9:34:42 AM||   2004-3-13 9:34:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#19 Don't confuse unreasoned prejudice with informed opinions based on empirical evidence.
Posted by Fred  2004-3-13 9:35:07 AM||   2004-3-13 9:35:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#20 Mike you are right on the abysmal human rights record of a lot of Arab nations Saudi Arabia for instance and am glad to hear a lot of people here are not as prejudiced as they appear to be sometimes. I dont approve of tyranny either.
Posted by Antiwar 2004-3-13 9:53:07 AM||   2004-3-13 9:53:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#21 Fred, AOS, why don't you change the link to the IDF home page? Or perhaps Allah needs traffic.
Posted by Shipman 2004-3-13 9:55:13 AM||   2004-3-13 9:55:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#22 I'm tired of trolls. LOOK AT ME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME. They are like people who fart at parties in order to get attention....they are really, really, weird and stunted people.

Yes..troll - you can get people's attention by farting, but it's just says so many sad, sad, things about you.
Posted by B 2004-3-13 10:36:07 AM||   2004-3-13 10:36:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#23 Am I the only person that notices that RB has a tendency to convert its trolls.
Posted by Phil B  2004-3-13 10:55:06 AM||   2004-3-13 10:55:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#24 Thanks to the skinhead, this has turned into and interesting thread. But, if you want to quit now, it's OK CSerb.
Posted by GK 2004-3-13 11:08:04 AM||   2004-3-13 11:08:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#25 "Soon as one pops up, we get 'im, but as soon as we get 'im, another one pops up. We don't get a minute's rest."

Just spotted a new troll thread, but The Army of Steve killed it before I could post a comment. Good shooting, Stevie boy!
Posted by Mike  2004-3-13 11:11:09 AM||   2004-3-13 11:11:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#26 and again and again and....

Serb-boy doen't get it....

bet he was the kind of kid that kept sticking his finger in the electric socket, expecting a different result every time
Posted by Frank G  2004-3-13 11:43:21 AM||   2004-3-13 11:43:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#27 Nice of him to help me refine the poop list routine. He had to change his name to get that last one in.
Posted by Fred  2004-3-13 12:11:00 PM||   2004-3-13 12:11:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#28 Op Sec Fred.
Posted by Shipman 2004-3-13 12:15:13 PM||   2004-3-13 12:15:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#29 I'm trying to program it to recognize odors now.
Posted by Fred  2004-3-13 12:43:17 PM||   2004-3-13 12:43:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#30 "winds of black hate"?
Posted by Frank G  2004-3-13 12:52:53 PM||   2004-3-13 12:52:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#31 Fred, once you've finished, patent your TRS (Troll-Recognition Software). I KNOW there's a demand! Of course, if you're REALLY, REALLY serious about being nasty, all troll-related software should send the poster to DU and "ALLAH is in the House" - simultaneously, in different windows. Really get the trolls spinning like tops.
Posted by Old Patriot  2004-3-13 12:53:10 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm]  2004-3-13 12:53:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#32 ...the University of Rantburg...

Cool! Can I be on the physics faculty?
Posted by Angie Schultz 2004-3-13 2:02:45 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com]  2004-3-13 2:02:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#33 Don't confuse unreasoned prejudice with informed opinions based on empirical evidence.

Now you've just confused him/her even more!
Posted by Rafael 2004-3-13 3:45:39 PM||   2004-3-13 3:45:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#34 I think that we have had our fill of trolls and beating up on trolls and get back to the perfuit of happineff. Woops, olde english moment...
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-3-13 11:00:40 PM||   2004-3-13 11:00:40 PM|| Front Page Top

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