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2004-03-10 China-Japan-Koreas

KCNA on False Report of Amnesty International

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Posted by Fred 2004-03-10 9:53:23 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 wow, didn't someone at Amnesty get the memo that they are only supposed to report on hunger in America?

Posted by B 2004-3-10 9:57:21 AM|| 2004-3-10 9:57:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 ..Think Spittle Guy is still on vacation and/or rehab...they call this invective?

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2004-3-10 11:31:19 AM|| 2004-3-10 11:31:19 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 I miss the sea of fire guy. This new one is almost functionally literate.

Posted by Scott 2004-3-10 12:29:30 PM|| [http://tacoflavoredkisses.com/tfkblog/] 2004-3-10 12:29:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 No "sea of fire." No "might of single-hearted unity." No "juche idea" anywhere. I wouldn't give it over a 3.5.

Posted by Mike 2004-3-10 12:43:20 PM|| 2004-3-10 12:43:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 This is crap! Where are they finding these guys? - my 3 month old can do better! I give it only a 2.1 on the spittle scale (and only because I am feeling generous today). No Sea of Fire, No Judice, no Dear Leader the Guardian of the Planet...

A miserable humiliating failure!

BAH! LOSERS! The North Koreans have lost their touch!

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-3-10 12:46:38 PM|| 2004-3-10 12:46:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 In the report it claimed that the North Korean government is not performing its duty for protecting the right of inhabitants to food.

"Imperialist lies! There's plenty of grass and tree bark for everyone!"

Posted by Raj 2004-3-10 1:06:03 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-3-10 1:06:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 "It is a disgusting misbehavior that Amnesty International said this or that about the human rights in [Insert Country of Choice] as it pleased as if it were an international "judge of human rights".

God help me, I find myself agreeing with the DPRK mouth piece. I'm gonna go get really drunk...

Posted by Hyper 2004-3-10 2:00:44 PM|| 2004-3-10 2:00:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Crazyfool, the guys that aren't creative enough to work at the Weekly World News...

Posted by ruprecht 2004-3-10 2:22:52 PM|| 2004-3-10 2:22:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 *holds up card* 2.1. Quite correct,CrazyFool. 2 points awarded for Slamming AI.

Posted by Ptah 2004-3-10 3:28:53 PM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2004-3-10 3:28:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Nah, Amnesia International's got it all wrong. The Norkies are just doing their part in fighting this worldwide obesity epidemic I keep reading about... and they're doing a damn fine job.

Posted by tu3031 2004-3-10 4:08:05 PM|| 2004-3-10 4:08:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Socialism softens the mind badly. How do they expect to fight us militarily when they can't even effectively hit an easy target like AI with rhetoric. They should have done it right or left it alone. Their laughably worded criticism will just draw attention to a report that the left-wing international media would have refused to cover anyway.
As a demonstration of the futility of matching Western intellect, please forward to Koreans this more effective rant against AI hastily created around midnight by a sleep-deprived math major that graduated with a very low GPA.

Like Amnesty International I am concerned that innocent people are being detained in Guantanemo Bay. Unlike AI, I expect that the US military has a pretty good idea of which guys are truly dangerous. I am doubtful that the Donald Rumsfeld has any interest in running a Caribbean Bed & Breakfast for all the world's vagrants that stumble into Afghanistan and Pakistan. For goodness sakes, if word got about the way these detainees are being treated millions of citizens from Haiti, North Korea and Zimbabwe will be home-tattooing UBL's and ''AQ member on their upper shoulders, hijack available dugout canoe and paddle towards the nearest detachment of the US military (which may be the South Pole in some cases.)

As for the rights of the incarcerated terrorists, I suggest that AI, could found a group home named Hug House that Amnesty members could live in with the freed suspected terrorists that are the beneficiaries of such vehement lobbying. That way the very presence of their wonderful rehabilitated perpetrators would remind them daily of the wonderful mercy they have achieved in the thankful jihadis interest.

My plan should fulfill the ultimate fantasies of Amnesty's twisted constituency. What AI pretends not to understand is that Rumsfelt has already released a large number of the incompetent cannon-fodder to rejoin their jihadi brethren in an operation. I suspect that Myers and Pace have ironically dubbed this operation " Bag less Mulcher.'' This will leave only the most hardened criminals to populate Hug House.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-3-10 11:50:20 PM|| 2004-3-10 11:50:20 PM|| Front Page Top

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