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2004-03-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-03-04 1:36:35 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Drunken, tractor-driving nuns--Why do they hate us?

Posted by Dar 2004-3-4 2:03:05 PM|| 2004-3-4 2:03:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I didn't know Nuns could get sauced. Do you think she gets the red wine for free?

Posted by Annie Onymous 2004-3-4 3:43:17 PM|| 2004-3-4 3:43:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 "was in no fit state to blow into a breathalyser"

Damn! How shitfaced is that when you can't even blow into the breathalyser?

Posted by tu3031 2004-3-4 4:04:38 PM|| 2004-3-4 4:04:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 1)In Poland she probably had a wee bit too much slivovitz(spelling?)-may have been first time and not realized how potent it is.The drunkest I've ever been was after drinking some w/Polish-American relatives in Baltimore.

2)If they didn't give her a test there is no record for a court to use.And the lab may "misplace" the results if the chapter she belongs to is highly regarded.

Posted by Stephen 2004-3-4 5:12:37 PM|| 2004-3-4 5:12:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 âOssifer I wuz drinkinâ fer the Mother Superiorâs health. Ya see, ossifer, sheâs been constipated fer almosâ a week now and when she hears what Iâve done, sheâs gonna shit.â

Posted by GK 2004-3-4 7:44:16 PM|| 2004-3-4 7:44:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 I wonder if she is going to get her knuckles rapped with a ruler for punishment.

Posted by Anymus 2004-3-4 9:04:45 PM|| 2004-3-4 9:04:45 PM|| Front Page Top

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