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2004-02-28

Another Splodeydope Leaves Without His Virgins

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Posted by Frank G 2004-02-28 10:02:02 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Suicide Bike Bomber" sounds like something from Monty Python.

Posted by whitecollar redneck 2004-2-28 10:59:15 AM|| 2004-2-28 10:59:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Someone forget to do his annual maintenance? Heh...

Posted by Raj 2004-2-28 1:23:48 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-2-28 1:23:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Sounds like his pants cuff got caught in the chain.

Posted by Steve White 2004-2-28 1:28:05 PM|| 2004-2-28 1:28:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Or someone gave him the "Breaking Away" classic: bike pump in the front wheel before the fork.

I did the Chinese Wheelie once - face plant onto pavement at 10 MPH, not fun.

Posted by Raj 2004-2-28 1:35:38 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-2-28 1:35:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 "He was goin down the grade makin 30 mile an hour when the chain on his bicycle broke, he was ripped an torn by the rocks and the gravel, he ain't a gonna ride no more."

Posted by C. Jones 2004-2-28 1:44:02 PM|| 2004-2-28 1:44:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 He was goin down the road
doing 90 miles an hour
when the chain on his bicycle broke
he was found in the grass
with a sprocket up his ass
and his balls playing dixie
on the spokes

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-2-28 2:51:31 PM|| 2004-2-28 2:51:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 LOL Way better AP!

Posted by Shipman 2004-2-28 8:05:15 PM|| 2004-2-28 8:05:15 PM|| Front Page Top

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