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2004-02-22

Paleos must build a fence - Hague Security Office

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Posted by mhw 2004-02-22 10:26:13 AM|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 who said irony was dead?

Posted by Frank G 2004-2-22 11:03:24 AM|| 2004-2-22 11:03:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Is it me or are the Arabs building lots of walls around themselves lately?

Posted by Charles 2004-2-22 11:13:04 AM|| 2004-2-22 11:13:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 In days of yore, cities used to have walls around them to keep out marauding barbarians. Looks like walls may be making a comeback, and with good reason. I'm thinking of investing a few dollars in alligator and crocodile farms, since moats are probably the next step. And I'm trying to put together an international consortium to build oil boilers. We're gonna be rich!

Posted by Fred 2004-2-22 11:58:16 AM|| 2004-2-22 11:58:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Fred are you assuming most moats will be in climate that can support alligators and crocs? If not I'm thinking the serious money is in the support structure for your heated moats.

Posted by Shipman 2004-2-22 12:18:25 PM|| 2004-2-22 12:18:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Ye Olde Halliburtone Oyl Boylers, Ltd.

company slogan: "It's all about the oiiil!"

Posted by Les Nessman 2004-2-22 12:22:22 PM|| 2004-2-22 12:22:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Hey, I will design an monitor nozzle system for distributing and dispensing hot oil, in the manner that nozzle and pipeline systems ran hydraulic gold mining operations in the times of yore. You guys name the flows and the temperatures and where you want them and we will have a system that is the envy of the woild. Heh heh.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-2-22 2:02:23 PM|| 2004-2-22 2:02:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Not to be left out on this, I'll help Fred by using genetic engineering to build better alligators and crocodiles, so that they can function in any climate. Expect the improved crocs by 2007, and version 3 alligators (capable of working in Norilsk) by about 2011.

Posted by Steve White 2004-2-22 2:13:33 PM|| 2004-2-22 2:13:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 The idea of Prestone crocs is going to give me a few nightmares.

Posted by Shipman 2004-2-22 3:07:24 PM|| 2004-2-22 3:07:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 ..I'll help Fred by using genetic engineering to build better alligators and crocodiles, so that they can function in any climate.

Genetic engineering - bringing the experience of being "up to your ass in alligators" to ever more parts of the world!

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-2-22 3:35:24 PM|| 2004-2-22 3:35:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Using our innovative system of distributed thermostatically-controlled oil boilers (patent pending), your city's moat can be kept at optimum temperatures for reptilian health and activity. With our optional Oil on Troubled WatersÂ© ignition system, unwelcome visitors receive their just desserts with the touch of a single button.

Taxes, tags and freight extra. Not available in Rhode Island

Posted by Fred 2004-2-22 5:21:43 PM|| 2004-2-22 5:21:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Cool, are you sure you aren't a distributor for "Villain Supply-Your Online Source for Everything Evil"?

http://www.villainsupply.com/

Posted by whitecollar redneck 2004-2-22 6:33:18 PM|| 2004-2-22 6:33:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Actually, this is an awfully smart thought by Fred...I'm kind of surprised that I haven't see this anywhere before. I'm going to work on this a bit, (hummm...to be honest, I mean steal it, the highest form of flattery ). Well, smart is smart. Thanks for making me think.

Posted by Traveller 2004-2-22 8:37:25 PM|| 2004-2-22 8:37:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 It exists: "Poisonous Non-Consumables"
You can see their catalog here but careful what you buy as the Feds watch every purpose. It might help if you are a witch doctor or witch.

http://www.jlfcatalog.com/

Posted by 3dc 2004-2-22 9:03:50 PM|| 2004-2-22 9:03:50 PM|| Front Page Top

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