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2004-02-12 Israel-Palestine

Police plan piggish counter-terrorism psychological warfare

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Posted by tipper 2004-02-12 9:21:22 AM|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 That is ridiculous. Some f*cked up turban will just issue a fatwah that says suiciding yourself (which is already against islam) and killing jooos supercedes touching a pig.

Posted by AllahHateMe 2004-2-12 10:11:00 AM|| 2004-2-12 10:11:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Islam is a fantasy religion...I think this is a great idea. While AHM's criticism may be true, it demonstrates the humanity of the Israelis in exhausting all options before resorting to deadly force in defending themselves. A trait which I find admirable, but ultimately (against Arabs) self-defeating.

Posted by mjh 2004-2-12 10:17:32 AM|| 2004-2-12 10:17:32 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Strict Moslem tradition holds that any Moslem who touches a pig before dying will be denied access to heaven.

Now there will be debates on whether the Islamokaze is technically dead before his shredded flesh mingles with that of the pig. Still, I like the whole "hang a clove of garlic" aspect of this. It really highlights Islam's status as a cult of evil.

Posted by BH 2004-2-12 10:33:39 AM|| 2004-2-12 10:33:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 What would be really fun to see is if Israel announced that the next time one of these retards attacks them, they will fill a crop-duster with pig blood and lard and spray it over Gaza. Gross, but humane. Well, except for that whole "getting into heaven" thing.

Posted by BH 2004-2-12 10:38:59 AM|| 2004-2-12 10:38:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 I think it's brilliant. Simple yet effective.

Posted by B 2004-2-12 10:41:12 AM|| 2004-2-12 10:41:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 I wonder if it would be feasible on sorties to have bacon bits dropped on targets just before the bomb hits.

Posted by Lil Dhimmi 2004-2-12 11:04:39 AM|| 2004-2-12 11:04:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Then have the Jews create and mass produce "Lucky Charms" that "protect" the heathens against the lard and turn a buck to help finance Israeli defenses. Of course they'll need a front company...hmmm how about Allah Industries?

Posted by 98Zulu 2004-2-12 12:04:39 PM|| 2004-2-12 12:04:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 tens of thousands of ultra-Orthodox Jews will arm themselves with spray guns filled with liquid lard, which they will spray on terrorists whenever the need arises.

The image this conjures up is astonishing.....

Maybe we should arm our men in Iraq with lard squirt guns.....

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-2-12 1:12:06 PM|| 2004-2-12 1:12:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Classic, this idea.

Posted by Korora 2004-2-12 1:23:05 PM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com] 2004-2-12 1:23:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Bad idea to hang bags of fat in buses.

Pig fat really really smells bad when it decomposes.

On the other hand spraying pig fat on the PA side of the security fence seems a promising idea.

Posted by mhw 2004-2-12 1:39:18 PM|| 2004-2-12 1:39:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 In the spirit of the article:

Here's a little song about four wet pigs
Here's a little song about four wet pigs
Two of 'em little and two of 'em big
They danced all night at the Pigtown Jig

The two that were little were just half-grown
The two that were big were big as a barn
Big as a barn and tall as a tree
Took 'em right down to the factory

Slice 'em into bacon, chop 'em into ham
Roll 'em into hot dogs, squeeze 'em into Spam*
Throw their little eyes out in the rain
Pickle their feet and scramble their brains

Here's a little song about two wet pigs
Standin' by the slop trough, smokin' their cigs
Hopin' to God that they never get big
They danced all night at the Pigtown Jig

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-2-12 2:00:29 PM|| 2004-2-12 2:00:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 On the other hand spraying pig fat on the PA side of the security fence seems a promising idea.
Might want to apply a liberal coating of pig fat to the fence every few weeks. Not only will it keep away the paleos, it'll also keep away just about everything else - especially after about the third day in the hot Negev sun...

Posted by Old Patriot 2004-2-12 2:55:18 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2004-2-12 2:55:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 "Don't you think someone will complain about the smell?"

"Ah, don't worry. You'd never smell it over the palestinians."

Posted by BH 2004-2-12 2:58:20 PM|| 2004-2-12 2:58:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 especially after about the third day in the hot Negev sun...
Old Patriot
A little geography correction, the security fence/wall is not in the Negev it will be
the Judea and Samaria sun :)

Posted by The Dodo 2004-2-12 3:57:43 PM|| 2004-2-12 3:57:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 I knew it. One of these days I would hear of flying pigs. I suppose dropping lard and fat from f16's on Paleo territory would really rile them up though. Go to their superstitions.

Posted by dataman1 2004-2-12 5:21:24 PM|| 2004-2-12 5:21:24 PM|| Front Page Top

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