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2004-02-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Actress’s breasts cut in chainsaw accident
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Posted by Steve 2004-02-11 2:23:57 PM|| || Front Page|| [11135 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Just call me Sybylle Rrrrr-OUCH!
Posted by BH  2004-2-11 2:38:35 PM||   2004-2-11 2:38:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Whudda buncha maroons. They need to put someone else in charge of props and get a new director. It doesn't have to be a real operating saw and it doesn't have to really cut the bra.
Posted by GK 2004-2-11 2:48:19 PM||   2004-2-11 2:48:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 If Justin had similarly de-cupped Janet during the Super Bowl halftime, who among us would have been offended by the bleeding, bloody spectacle? It would have been soooooo cool, man....Ha....
Posted by Garrison  2004-2-11 2:49:15 PM||   2004-2-11 2:49:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Just a reminder, I'm still in the market for tasteful B&W glossies of chainsaw accidents.
Posted by Shipman 2004-2-11 2:50:14 PM||   2004-2-11 2:50:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Ah, Ship - you're such a connoiseur! Only the best for you, my man! ;-)
Posted by .com 2004-2-11 3:07:33 PM||   2004-2-11 3:07:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 This is not performance art! If it was performance art, he'd have set her on fire, pissed on her to put it out and then gone after her with the chain saw...
Posted by tu3031 2004-2-11 4:11:42 PM||   2004-2-11 4:11:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Performance Artist: The last refuge of the Unemployed and Unemployable.
Posted by LaBud 2004-2-11 5:16:00 PM||   2004-2-11 5:16:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 My sympathy meter's pegged at zero. What the hell was she thinking?

"Too stupid to live" should be a valid diagnosis.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-2-11 5:18:56 PM||   2004-2-11 5:18:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "Porn star" and "rimshot." Very poor placement of terms.
Posted by Dragon Fly  2004-2-11 6:33:17 PM||   2004-2-11 6:33:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I've done quite a bit of chainsawing in my life. One thing my dad told me was,

"NEVER, NEVER, NEVER unhook a bra with a live chainsaw. What you gain in speed can be lost in chips."
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-2-11 6:49:33 PM||   2004-2-11 6:49:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 LOL,AP. Silicon gets sprayed everywhere. Yuuck!
Posted by GK 2004-2-11 8:15:37 PM||   2004-2-11 8:15:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 LOL,AP. Silicon gets sprayed everywhere. Yuuck!
Posted by GK 2004-2-11 8:15:50 PM||   2004-2-11 8:15:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 I think the guy who wore the turkey on his head and pushed the peanut to the stairs of No. 10 Downing must have been more of a classic performance artist, while this guy is more edgy.

The way art is going, the guy who edits the Faces of Death series can still hope for an Oscar. If the wave passes him by and jumps right into rewarding snuff flicks maybe he can still get a lifetime achievement award down the road somewhere.
Posted by Super Hose  2004-2-11 9:49:28 PM||   2004-2-11 9:49:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Did the show"Dumb Ass" have anything to do with this.
Posted by Raptor 2004-2-12 9:55:11 AM||   2004-2-12 9:55:11 AM|| Front Page Top

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