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2004-02-11 Down Under

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Posted by tipper 2004-02-11 7:26:36 AM|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wobbegong sharks can grow up to three metres in length, have razor-like teeth and are said to be moody and short-tempered.

Typical Dean supporters.

Posted by Me2Boss 2004-2-11 7:32:09 AM|| 2004-2-11 7:32:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 it is common for them to linger around the reef flushed with fish.
Fits the classic shark MO.

Posted by Shipman 2004-2-11 7:33:41 AM|| 2004-2-11 7:33:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Wobbegong sharks - why do they hate us?

Posted by Sparks 2004-2-11 8:59:06 AM|| 2004-2-11 8:59:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 *** Coffee Alert ***

LOL - Good 'un, Sparks!

Posted by .com 2004-2-11 9:35:05 AM|| 2004-2-11 9:35:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Crikey, she's a naughty one.

Posted by Unmutual 2004-2-11 10:04:55 AM|| 2004-2-11 10:04:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 You'd think that one of the people on the beach might have offered him a ride.

Posted by BH 2004-2-11 10:51:33 AM|| 2004-2-11 10:51:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 "He basically asked the question, âCan you help me get it off?â â thereâs nothing in our procedure manual for that type of thing.

"My name is John Kerry and I have this ~~Al Gore~~ shark on my leg"

"Sorry John, nothing in the FEC manual covering this"

Posted by john 2004-2-11 10:52:19 AM|| 2004-2-11 10:52:19 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 ...And these are the people that the Indonesians are trying to piss off...geez....

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2004-2-11 11:26:34 AM|| 2004-2-11 11:26:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 I don't know about the rest of you jokers, but I am taking notes.

Ya never know when shark removal techniques will come in handy....

Posted by Carl in N.H 2004-2-11 11:47:59 AM|| 2004-2-11 11:47:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Like terminating a lawyers' services, ya gotta pry them off with several hands

Posted by Frank G 2004-2-11 12:19:35 PM|| 2004-2-11 12:19:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Let it be know - a hacksaw and a roll of duct tape are now a suggested addition to the old beach kit.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-2-11 1:25:08 PM|| 2004-2-11 1:25:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 sharks dont atack things bigger than them without a reason. im sure that guy did something to provoke that animal and now its dead.

Posted by muck4doo 2004-2-11 1:42:46 PM|| 2004-2-11 1:42:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Inside the head of the Wobbegong
by muck4doo

Whew! I guess that clears it all up. And here I thought it was one of those hate things requiring some group hugs. I wasn't looking forward to that.

As for it being dead, you're right. That hurts me, deeply. I guess we shouldn't respond with violence to violence - and just accept our ~~dhimmitude~~ fate as the main course.

Uh, I don't quite know how to say this... Oh, what the hell:
Are you clinically insane, or just trolling?

Posted by .com 2004-2-11 2:34:16 PM|| 2004-2-11 2:34:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 (whisper)Hey AP,glad they're on our side.

Posted by Raptor 2004-2-11 2:34:34 PM|| 2004-2-11 2:34:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 I'd hate to think what would happen if a shark actually drank somone's beer down there.

"Crike! Now I have to drink straight from the shark!"

Posted by Charles 2004-2-11 2:48:33 PM|| 2004-2-11 2:48:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Inside the head of the Wobbegong

LOL... I'm starting to like muck4doo he reminds me of a bizzaro-world Lucky.

Posted by Shipman 2004-2-11 2:54:38 PM|| 2004-2-11 2:54:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Hey, muck4doo, isn't that chainey pulling up in front of your house?

Posted by tu3031 2004-2-11 4:19:20 PM|| 2004-2-11 4:19:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Remember something from Panama about a screwdriver in the eye socket, but definitely only out of the water. Also, it helps if you hold the shark upside down. The internal organs aren't well attached, and they all slide down toward the nose. It won't make 'em let go, but they stop thrashing so badly. Kinda hard to swim that way, though - or drive a car.

This guy kinda reminds me of the Colorado dude that cut off his arm because it was pinned under a large boulder, then drove himself to the hospital. You have to admire someone with that kind of courage!

Posted by Old Patriot 2004-2-11 10:38:04 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2004-2-11 10:38:04 PM|| Front Page Top

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