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2004-02-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Super Hose 2004-02-09 2:18:37 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Whudda maroon. This guy needs to get busy on the twelve steps program before he actually wins the Darwin award.

Posted by GK 2004-2-9 2:27:28 PM|| 2004-2-9 2:27:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 "He was drinking from a bottle of liquor and shouting to the police: `Hey come on, have you got the guts to come over here?â"

No, but we might send somebody in to fix the gate, you drunken idiot.

Posted by tu3031 2004-2-9 3:12:29 PM|| 2004-2-9 3:12:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Ah yes, WD-40: One of the top three inventions from WW-II, right up there with Nuclear energy and duct tape...

Posted by Ptah 2004-2-9 3:25:24 PM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2004-2-9 3:25:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Well, I rank Nukes third... never fixed anything with piles.

Posted by Shipman 2004-2-9 5:30:20 PM|| 2004-2-9 5:30:20 PM|| Front Page Top

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