Article

2004-02-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.

Posted by anon tech girl 2004-02-09 11:42:09 AM|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "nothing other than testosterone can increase penis size."

I've found that when my old girlfriend dressed up in that...oh, uh, never mind

Posted by Frank G 2004-2-9 12:08:22 PM|| 2004-2-9 12:08:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm afraid this will only be the tip of the lawsuits. They'll swell to a very large head and the drug companies will get the shaft. I hear Corsello's a stiff negotiator.

Posted by Raj 2004-2-9 12:09:05 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-2-9 12:09:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 It'll last for a long time as well.

Posted by Steve 2004-2-9 12:11:52 PM|| 2004-2-9 12:11:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 But, but this means I won't get any more email! I was so touched by the number of people who were so deeply concerned with my, uh, Johnson and how big it needed to be and how well it must perform and how pleased my femalian counterpart should be! Gov't should not meddle in such things. The Universe will be empty, now.

Posted by .com 2004-2-9 12:20:43 PM|| 2004-2-9 12:20:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 ...including a half-hour infomercial starring adult-film legend Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy.

Damn! If you can't trust a porn star, who can you trust?

Posted by tu3031 2004-2-9 12:26:10 PM|| 2004-2-9 12:26:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work.

That sucks, eh?

Posted by Dragon Fly 2004-2-9 12:35:34 PM|| 2004-2-9 12:35:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 LOL,Raj. Tip? Swell? Shaft? Stiff?
SH, I do believe you have competition in the phrase spinning contest.

Posted by GK 2004-2-9 1:33:32 PM|| 2004-2-9 1:33:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 GK. I left this one alone because I thought after filing it under short attention span, everything else was just piling in.

Semi-sincerely,
The Hose - Shoe-size 13 mens / as far as anybody knows.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-2-9 3:13:58 PM|| 2004-2-9 3:13:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 You would think men in California would worry about things besides how big they're penis is. Like how to make their wifes/girlfriends/showgirls boobs bigger.

Posted by Charles 2004-2-9 3:18:09 PM|| 2004-2-9 3:18:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Charles - So many worries, so little time.

I have a theory for you:
The a priori consideration for humans in this particular Universe is friction management. The key to successful FM is getting the right amount in the right place(s) at the right time. Everything else is tripe.

Just a thought.

Posted by .com 2004-2-9 3:41:58 PM|| 2004-2-9 3:41:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Well, that theory would explain the mystery of Brittany Spears boobs.

Posted by Charles 2004-2-9 3:55:46 PM|| 2004-2-9 3:55:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Me litigate you long time.

Posted by ed 2004-2-9 4:34:14 PM|| 2004-2-9 4:34:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 First Irony... now Friction Management... it's gonna be a long week.

Posted by Shipman 2004-2-9 5:32:32 PM|| 2004-2-9 5:32:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Hate to throw a wet blanket on this, but where's his proof? Did he have a disinterested party take before-and-after photos and before-and-after measurements to prove there wasn't a change? Or does he just expect the court to take his word for it?

Can he prove to the court that the product didn't work? Maybe he's just trying to cash in on the country's unfortunate get-rich-through-lawsuits trend.

*Snigger*

Sucker.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-2-9 5:34:47 PM|| 2004-2-9 5:34:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 I left this one alone because I thought after filing it under short attention span, everything else was just piling in.

I wondered if anyone would pick up on that!

Posted by anon tech girl 2004-2-9 7:24:19 PM|| 2004-2-9 7:24:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 ATG, I blew it. It was supposed to be 'piling on' not in. I guess I posted prematurely :-)

Posted by Super Hose 2004-2-9 8:58:34 PM|| 2004-2-9 8:58:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 And just what does this man's lack of penis size
have to do w/national security?

(I wrote penis - hehehehehehehehehehe)

Posted by Anonymous2U 2004-2-9 10:57:16 PM|| 2004-2-9 10:57:16 PM|| Front Page Top

21:29 Anonymous3999
16:33 Anonymous
16:32 Anonymous
07:45 B
01:51 Lucky
01:27 Lucky
01:00 Phil Fraering
00:57 Lucky
00:53 Old Patriot
00:33 Old Patriot
00:30 Zhang Fei
00:29 Damn_Proud_American
00:12 Anonymous
00:11 Phil Fraering
23:51 Barbara Skolaut
23:41 Rafael
23:37 Les Nessman
23:28 Rafael
23:23 Rafael
23:22 Garrison
23:20 Anonymous
23:16 Anonymous2U
23:08 Anonymous2U
23:08 Barbara Skolaut