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2004-01-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-
A New Reason to Hate Garden Gnomes...They’re Al-Qaeda!!
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Posted by Desert Blondie 2004-01-28 5:52:13 AM|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Seems that Scott Ott, over at Scrappleface, has some competition.
Posted by Gasse Katze 2004-1-28 7:35:40 AM||   2004-1-28 7:35:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Exploding gnomes aren't nearly as messy as this:
"A dead sperm whale being transported through Tainan City on its way to a research station suddenly exploded yesterday, splattering cars and shops with blood and guts."
Yuuck.
Posted by Gasse Katze 2004-1-28 8:55:09 AM||   2004-1-28 8:55:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#3  I was always suspicious of those things. All the time sitting there looking innocent while making plots and getting ideas.
Posted by lil dhimmi (JC) 2004-1-28 10:46:56 AM||   2004-1-28 10:46:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 In other news, doll collectors are claiming that their dolls have starting reciting the Koran and hanging barbie's.
Posted by Charles  2004-1-28 10:58:46 AM||   2004-1-28 10:58:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Torch the Gnomes!
(many are made of excellent hardwood)
Posted by Shipman 2004-1-28 11:11:53 AM||   2004-1-28 11:11:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 I raised an eyebrow one time while watching "Better Homes & Gardens" when I noticed a family of them all had prayer rugs and a compass.
Posted by Jarhead 2004-1-28 11:14:00 AM||   2004-1-28 11:14:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 I knew we would regret the day that Willie Wonka saved those little bastards.
Posted by Super Hose  2004-1-28 11:18:18 AM||   2004-1-28 11:18:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 So the gnome doing the Travelocity commercials is an infidel? They'll probably fatwah his *ss.
Posted by 4thInfVet 2004-1-28 12:39:23 PM||   2004-1-28 12:39:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 the infamous Gnomes of Zurich have nothin' on these guys...

(thinking of the Arabian gnomes depicted in "Secrets of the Gnomes" at home on the coffee table. Not to mention the counterpart Orthodox Jewish Gnome in black cap, with beard and shawl...)
Posted by Querent 2004-1-28 12:52:30 PM||   2004-1-28 12:52:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 This goes in the classix. And so does that California loon article from last November 24. That was funny.
Posted by Steve from Relto 2004-1-28 1:14:00 PM||   2004-1-28 1:14:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Oh, and those lawn jockeys? North Koreans.
Posted by tu3031 2004-1-28 9:28:38 PM||   2004-1-28 9:28:38 PM|| Front Page Top

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