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2004-01-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-01-22 8:56:39 AM|| || Front Page|| [11135 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Don'cha hate it when the family elephant gets into the brewskis?

Posted by Mike 2004-1-22 9:12:13 AM|| 2004-1-22 9:12:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Where were the commando elephants?

Posted by Shipman 2004-1-22 9:35:13 AM|| 2004-1-22 9:35:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 open casks of rice beer in a tropical climate? mmmmmm good - ackkk!

Posted by Frank G 2004-1-22 10:00:38 AM|| 2004-1-22 10:00:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 the herd of about 20 elephants moved away from the site sensing danger.

"Come on Dumbo, your father and his friends are hitting the booze again."

Posted by Steve 2004-1-22 10:35:29 AM|| 2004-1-22 10:35:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 When Pachyderms go bad...

Posted by mojo 2004-1-22 11:00:03 AM|| 2004-1-22 11:00:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 If it had happened in North Carolina, they would have been calling fer Uncle Sidney to drive his piledriver to the scene to spit the four of them and Uncle Jethro would have brought a U-haul full of shine for the biggest pig roast the county had ever seen.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-1-22 11:24:12 AM|| 2004-1-22 11:24:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Where the heck is FOX tv when you need them? a cross over between cops and "when animals attack" seems a natural here...

Posted by flash91 2004-1-22 11:34:38 AM|| 2004-1-22 11:34:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Fred, I think we need a separate section for elephants.

Posted by Patrick Phillips 2004-1-22 12:41:45 PM|| 2004-1-22 12:41:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Yeah, I've pretty much stopped giving elephants beer because of the same problem.

Posted by Proud To Be An Infidel 2004-1-22 2:50:29 PM|| 2004-1-22 2:50:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Me too PTBAI, I intercept them and chat on the lawn or near the curb. I never let them near the grill.

Posted by Shipman 2004-1-22 4:10:15 PM|| 2004-1-22 4:10:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 When males get together to drink beer, they scratch and belch and fart.
How do they decide which one gets the TV remote?

Posted by Gasse Katze 2004-1-22 6:40:41 PM|| 2004-1-22 6:40:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 GK, I beleive that tusk size is the determinant. I have heard that African elephants normally choose the channels.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-1-22 7:08:49 PM|| 2004-1-22 7:08:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Fried them into "Pink Elephants"?

Or was it the locals that had too much rice beer?

Posted by DANEgerus 2004-1-22 10:59:53 PM|| [http://www.danegerus.com/weblog] 2004-1-22 10:59:53 PM|| Front Page Top

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