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2004-01-21 Caribbean

Haitian president urged to quit to end violence

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Posted by Super Hose 2004-01-21 5:05:59 PM|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 If a run away reactor or an earthquake caused the situation in Haiti there'd be support to evacuate the country. Haiti needs to be depopulated to give it's soil a chance regain a foothold. They are Creole speakers... send 1/3 to Louisiana, 1/3 to France, 1/3 to Quebec and 1/3 to French Polyopanisia and last 1/3 to the People Republic of Vietnam.

Posted by Shipman 2004-1-21 6:46:53 PM|| 2004-1-21 6:46:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Maybe they could all move to the Dominican Republic?...

Posted by mojo 2004-1-21 7:12:55 PM|| 2004-1-21 7:12:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 1/3+1/3+1/3+1/3+1/3=5/3??

Must just be me.

Posted by Anonymous 2004-1-21 7:37:24 PM|| 2004-1-21 7:37:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Shipman,
I don't know who would foot the bill, and I'm sick of invading places for humanitarian reasons only to be called an imperialist. I was hoping for Castro to take over, but I think he only subverts the poor in countries that have money or oil.

I came up with this plan in the shower. Roy Disney now has time on his hands until they popsicleize his aged ass. Rather than allowing him to travel the country tilting at the Eisner windmill, let's reroute the old coot to the Caribbean. He arrives with a $10B from the US taxpayers as a balloon, lump sum, don't come looking for more, last lotto stake to get him started. We allow him to issue stock in such away as to leave one share per Haitian that they can cashout should an individual decide to leave or should said individual be such an abomitable ass that a majority of other residents decide to blackball him for hygene offences or whatever.

Roy founds HAITILAND and excercises McAurthur like powers for a decade or so of theme hotel building, ride construction and tourist gouging. He should have the power to issu more stock not to exceed the .... zzzzzz

Posted by Anonymous 2004-1-21 9:09:05 PM|| 2004-1-21 9:09:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 zzzz..... Whah. Sorry that was me. I forgot. He's allowed to deport violent felons to Gitmo for 10 years. And he is not allowed to issue Visas either Jesse Jackson, members of his family, other members of Rainbow Push, or Farakauns crowd either as we want this Island kingdom to be a finincially sucessful Pan-African utopian not a shakedown..... zzzz Halle Berry.... zzz ... can of Readi Whip ... zzz

Posted by Super Hose 2004-1-21 9:15:39 PM|| 2004-1-21 9:15:39 PM|| Front Page Top

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