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2004-01-12 Korea

Kim Jong Il Urges Food Production Boost - stresses vitamins available in paper products

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Posted by Super Hose 2004-01-12 4:58:37 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Sorry Fred, the editor wouldn't let me change the heading to Korea once I had hit submit.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-1-12 5:02:06 PM|| 2004-1-12 5:02:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Kim Jong Il Urges Food Production Boost - stresses vitamins available in paper products

Vitamins A,B,C, even S,T, #,@ and %. They could even get get carbohydrates, but are too addled to spell it in their nutrition deprived state.

Posted by ed 2004-1-12 5:17:28 PM|| 2004-1-12 5:17:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Lot's of vitamins in tree bark.

Posted by 4thInfVet 2004-1-12 5:32:31 PM|| 2004-1-12 5:32:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 ..came just weeks after the U.S. State Department announced it would send about 60,000 tons of food to the North to help avert starvation.

And just who is going to distribute the aid? If the food is going to just be handed over at the nearest port to NK officials for distribution, why not just give it to NK military personnel? After all, isn't that where it'll all end up eventually?

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-1-12 5:40:30 PM|| 2004-1-12 5:40:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Dang, who drank all the Juche?

Posted by BH 2004-1-12 5:46:09 PM|| 2004-1-12 5:46:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 When I was young and poor proper nutrition was left to loose change and girlfriends... I once came home to the singlewide to find my roomie talking to god and rolling peanutbutter into kleenex.. sort of a papyrus veggie ball. He'd gone through 1 12 oz. jar and about 100 ft. of Charmin. Hi! Doug! True story.

Posted by Shipman 2004-1-12 7:14:04 PM|| 2004-1-12 7:14:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Bomb, I think one of the problems Kimmie-boy has had in the past is that the NGO's were complaining about not being able to verify the distribution of the food.

Of course all this means is that Kimmie can give more food to his military since we are feeding his starving people. So it all ends up the same.

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-1-12 7:14:29 PM|| 2004-1-12 7:14:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Next Kimmy is going to introduce Soy Burgers. It will be cheap and free up the spare rooms in Greenpeace HQ.

Posted by Charles 2004-1-12 8:52:22 PM|| 2004-1-12 8:52:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Shipman, he should have used the brown towels from the gas station lavatory - more fiber and they also make good coffee filters (the hose recommends either use a dark colored mug with this filter or go serve the joe in very poor lighting.)

Posted by Super Hose 2004-1-12 9:40:47 PM|| 2004-1-12 9:40:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Of course all this means is that Kimmie can give more food to his military since we are feeding his starving people. So it all ends up the same.

I propose that the State Dept. send nothing to North Korea. Let the NK military personnel do a little starving on their own, for once.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-1-12 10:11:19 PM|| 2004-1-12 10:11:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 We need to put some carriers upwind of the peninsula and have a big barbeque for 7th Fleet. See how many Norks defect by swimming out to international waters.

Posted by 4thInfVet 2004-1-12 10:23:50 PM|| 2004-1-12 10:23:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Think Rodung Sinmun contains all the minimum daily requirements for the average North Korean's diet?
Rodung Sinmun! Now with calcium!

Posted by tu3031 2004-1-12 10:54:30 PM|| 2004-1-12 10:54:30 PM|| Front Page Top

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