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2003-12-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2003-12-30 4:05:53 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Ward Weaver explained why he expects to be acquitted of murder charges
You just knew Ward was gonna crack eventually. The question is... Is Eddie a victim or helper? This is gonna blow the Jackson case off Court TV.

Posted by Shipman 2003-12-30 4:41:48 PM|| 2003-12-30 4:41:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 The Multnomah County Department of Human Services advertised for a volunteer to interpret for mental patients who will converse only in Klingon.

Volunteer, my ass! That's gotta pay big time. How many people do you know that speak Klingon? I mean, besides the nuts....

Posted by tu3031 2003-12-30 4:56:07 PM|| 2003-12-30 4:56:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 The real money is in signing for deaf Klingons.

Posted by Shipman 2003-12-30 5:33:18 PM|| 2003-12-30 5:33:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 And they called me crazy when I started that fight between a Star Wars convention and a Star Trek convention. But now I am justified! Speaking Klingon is a mental defect, fools!

Posted by Charles 2003-12-30 7:51:33 PM|| 2003-12-30 7:51:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Chewy! Rip their arms off!

Posted by Fred 2003-12-30 8:22:16 PM|| 2003-12-30 8:22:16 PM|| Front Page Top

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