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2003-12-29 Britain

Beagle Wonât Bark (another kill for the Martian Defense Force)

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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2003-12-29 8:21:21 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 My own theory: Martians spotted the Union Jack decal, assumed that Robert Fisk was inside, and beat it to a pulp.

Interesting theory. Mines similar, but more logical. The Martians realized it was from the EU and vaporized it upon landing.

Posted by Charles 2003-12-29 8:42:26 PM|| 2003-12-29 8:42:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Calling Duck Dodgers!Earth to Duck Dodgers!We have a mission for you!

Posted by Stephen 2003-12-29 9:18:06 PM|| 2003-12-29 9:18:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I'll bet anything that Marvin disintegrated the probe.

All that needs to be done is to find a re-integrator....

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-12-29 9:37:31 PM|| 2003-12-29 9:37:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 "It went "splat." How is that not a failure?"
Obviously,you don't work in the government.

Posted by El Id 2003-12-29 10:06:25 PM|| 2003-12-29 10:06:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 What is amazing is the astounding large number of probes to Mars that have failed. I think there are more failures than successes at this point.

Posted by ruprecht 2003-12-29 10:27:41 PM|| 2003-12-29 10:27:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Well, after Earth's bacteria wiped out the Martian landing 65 years ago, the Martians have even more reason to be angry at us.

2X2L, calling CQ. 2X2L, calling CQâ¦

Posted by Eric Jablow 2003-12-29 11:02:14 PM|| 2003-12-29 11:02:14 PM|| Front Page Top

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