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2003-11-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2003-11-21 9:24:12 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Question: Why is this dumbass changing a tire with the baggie ON HIS PERSON??? Why couldn't he leave it in the glove or somewhere out of sight while he got his hands dirty?

This pinhead got exactly what he deserved.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-11-21 10:38:51 AM|| 2003-11-21 10:38:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 That sound you hear is Darwin laughing

Posted by Mike 2003-11-21 11:21:27 AM|| 2003-11-21 11:21:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 See, now if he had used a paper bag, he woundn't have choked to death.

Posted by Charles 2003-11-21 11:31:08 AM|| 2003-11-21 11:31:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Drugs don't kill, trying to hide your drugs from The ManÂ© kills.

Posted by Anonymous 2003-11-21 2:01:43 PM|| 2003-11-21 2:01:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Front runner for the Darwin award for 2003. Somebody needs to send it in. (The Darwin award is given yearly for the person who does the most for the human gene pool by removing him/herself from it in the most spectacularly stupid way).

Posted by Slumming 2003-11-21 2:21:59 PM|| 2003-11-21 2:21:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Never mind. I checked the darwinawards.com site. It got submitted 11/20

Posted by Slumming 2003-11-21 2:32:13 PM|| 2003-11-21 2:32:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Has anyone submitted Rachel Araflat for a Darwin?

Posted by Atrus 2003-11-21 3:31:21 PM|| 2003-11-21 3:31:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Has anyone submitted Rachel Araflat for a Darwin?
St. Pancake? Sorry, there's this "separation of ethics and common sense" thingie that keeps getting in the way (I would say "Church and State, but in RC's twisted mind, the two were one and the same - and not that of the US!)...

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-11-21 3:46:02 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-11-21 3:46:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Paranoia from the THC must have overcome this dude. Why was he assuming that the cops were going to perform a patdown on someone with a flattire? Probable cause? If he was worreid, he could have jammed the baggie down the front of his Jockey's and the only drug that would have come into the lawman's mind would have been Enzyte.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-11-21 4:37:33 PM|| 2003-11-21 4:37:33 PM|| Front Page Top

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