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2003-11-21 India-Pakistan
Nuggets from the Urdu press
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Posted by Paul Moloney 2003-11-21 12:07:20 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Hope the CIA are working the Bona angle. Are they infidel? Perhaps they'd work for us for gold.

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-21 7:52:28 AM||   2003-11-21 7:52:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Ok, somebody get the Irish consulate on the phone here because they're obviously needed. Buddy, when you capture a leprechaun you try to trick it into telling you where its pot of gold is -- you don't just throw it down a well. That's what the leprechaun WANTS you to do!

Ignorant savages.
Posted by Secret Master  2003-11-21 12:49:39 PM|| [www.budgetwarrior.com]  2003-11-21 12:49:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 the warlord of Jalalabad, Hazrat Ali, had sold 33 Pakistanis from Dir to Uzbek warlord Dostam in Shabarghan. Dostam is known for buying and selling his Taliban prisoners at a very high price.

Crazy Dostam's Used Taliban Dealership?
Posted by Steve  2003-11-21 2:16:20 PM||   2003-11-21 2:16:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#4  Crazy Dostam's Used Taliban Dealership?
I understand they make nice doormats...
Posted by Old Patriot  2003-11-21 2:44:35 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm]  2003-11-21 2:44:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#5  Crazy Dostam's Used Taliban Dealership?
I understand they make nice doormats...
Posted by Old Patriot  2003-11-21 2:44:36 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm]  2003-11-21 2:44:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 The organisation was banned in 2001 after it sent thousands of its followers to Afghanistan to fight the Americans, but the followers could not come back.

The followers probably could not come back because Dostum's guys just buried them in shipping containers.

found that the ketchup there was fake
I don't want to know how one fakes ketchup.

Perhaps they'd work for us for gold.
Leprachauns already have gold. Then again aren't they greedy and want more?

Posted by OminousWhatever 2003-11-21 5:53:02 PM||   2003-11-21 5:53:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Bizarro World! It's real! Just east of Afghanistan!
Posted by tu3031 2003-11-21 10:24:05 PM||   2003-11-21 10:24:05 PM|| Front Page Top

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