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2003-11-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Police Search Michael Jacksonâs California Ranch

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Posted by Yosemite Sam 2003-11-18 3:53:10 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Free Bubbles! Avenge the Elephant Man!

What more do we need to keep this sicko away from kids for good? Besides a crowbar, that is!

Posted by Dar 2003-11-18 4:31:40 PM|| 2003-11-18 4:31:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Do the sheriffs have jurisdiction over plastic surgery-addicted pedophiles from outer space? Now we know where some of those 'abduction' stories come from.

Posted by Anonymous 2003-11-18 5:03:51 PM|| 2003-11-18 5:03:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I've heard of lips falling off.... What about the nose?

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-18 5:21:36 PM|| 2003-11-18 5:21:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 "What about the nose?"

That must be what all those sheriffs are looking for. *rimshot*

Posted by Anonymous 2003-11-18 5:32:36 PM|| 2003-11-18 5:32:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I assume they won't be using sight hounds to look for the nose.
Wait a minute.. only Beverly Hills PD got Aghans. Where is Wonderland?

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-18 6:25:58 PM|| 2003-11-18 6:25:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 what about the nose?

apparently nobody here but me's seen Scarey Movie 3, huh?

Posted by Frank G 2003-11-18 7:37:13 PM|| 2003-11-18 7:37:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I don't care how much money they will make out of shaking down Jacko. The parents of this kid ought to lose custody automatically. What kind of parent brings there kid to the Neverland Ranch to covort with Michael Jackson? The place is the giant honey pot of a guy who looks like a child molester.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-11-18 7:38:58 PM|| 2003-11-18 7:38:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 I saw this on the news. I boggled in amazement when the newsreader used the phrase "pop-eyed con's ranch". After a second, I realized he said "pop icon's ranch".

Maybe the police are searching for the little black kid that Michael used to be before he became a space alien?

Posted by SteveS 2003-11-18 8:45:45 PM|| 2003-11-18 8:45:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 I wonder if he'll pull a Roman Polanski...

Posted by PBMcL 2003-11-18 11:11:11 PM|| 2003-11-18 11:11:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 If I were dictator, I would have MJ and Kim Jong Il sharing the same cage in my Imperial Traveling Freak Show and History Revue, with Noam Chomsky as the chief barker and Oliver Stone running the slide projector.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2003-11-19 12:23:18 AM|| 2003-11-19 12:23:18 AM|| Front Page Top

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