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2003-11-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

"Weâre sorry our ancestors ate those people."

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Posted by Atrus 2003-11-13 11:46:30 AM|| || Front Page|| [9 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 (Q) Did the early Hawawians ever get food poisoning?

(A) Yes, when too many soups spoiled da Cook.

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-13 11:51:33 AM|| 2003-11-13 11:51:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Otherwise known as:

"One man's meat is another man's poi, son".

BTW - Cook wasn't officially cannibalized. The locals did chop him up pretty fine, but the only dining came when a couple of kids came across what they thought was a big dog or pig heart.

Posted by Mercutio 2003-11-13 2:14:58 PM|| 2003-11-13 2:14:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I thought some parts (heart) were cermonialy stewed. Weren'd some bones (thigh?) recently returned?

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-13 3:28:24 PM|| 2003-11-13 3:28:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 They were forgiven, oh, probably within a month after the incident.

Posted by Ptah 2003-11-13 3:53:27 PM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2003-11-13 3:53:27 PM|| Front Page Top

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