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2003-11-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2003-11-04 9:25:40 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Poor guy was trying to dissipate the static electricity he got from the mating! Ever rubbed two wool sweaters together? Hook this guy up to some wires and give him some Viagra and you could power a small city.

Posted by Dar 2003-11-4 9:40:43 AM|| 2003-11-4 9:40:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "...an investigating team initially thought they were coming from spies or aliens."

Because, of course, the spacealiens would try to contact the people of Scarborough first. Yeah.

James Bond must've been unavailable for consultation.

Posted by Bulldog 2003-11-4 10:24:37 AM|| 2003-11-4 10:24:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 "Wait a tick - there, in the background, very faint..."

"Is that...Barry White?"

Posted by mojo 2003-11-4 11:22:30 AM|| 2003-11-4 11:22:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 " Look, the aliens are mating!" "Watch out for the laser horns! "

Posted by Charles 2003-11-4 3:36:22 PM|| 2003-11-4 3:36:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 And we thought that man invented phone-sex.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-11-4 7:22:13 PM|| 2003-11-4 7:22:13 PM|| Front Page Top

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