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2003-10-27 Southeast Asia

Jemaah Islamiah militants resume attacks

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Posted by Steve 2003-10-27 9:47:10 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 launch new attacks against Christians in Indonesia to mark the onset of Ramadan

There it is again. Ya know, I'm beginning to think this stuff about "religion of peace" is a buncha crap.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2003-10-27 10:14:08 AM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2003-10-27 10:14:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "Oh, yeah...Ramadan..Isn't thet the month where er get to beat the crap outa ya in daylight hours 'cause ya can't fight back?..."

Posted by mojo 2003-10-27 11:00:00 AM|| 2003-10-27 11:00:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Since it seems that 70% of Muslims want to be martyrs, I think it's our civic duty to help them in their endeavor. Therefore, I think every non-Muslim should set a quota of five Muslims a day to be vaulted into Heaven as martyrs. Men between the age of 16 and 55 carrying a weapon count as two, women and small children count as one-half, unless wearing explosive belts or carrying explosives on them. Large explosive devices, rapid-fire weapons, or weapons of mass destruction are banned: all killings must be done in person, using weapons of 50-caliber or smaller. Knife kills count as two on males of the prime age group. Significant penalties will be levied against those that kill, maim, or injure non-Muslims during hunting expeditions, except where such non-Muslims are engaged in "Rachel Corrie" type activities. Under those circumstances, the non-Muslim counts as one-half a Muslim. Licenses are required, but are free. The licensee is responsible for all expenses, including weapon and ammunition, transportation, and any additional fees that may be assessed in the hunting area. Good luck, and good shooting!

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-10-27 5:43:24 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-10-27 5:43:24 PM|| Front Page Top

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