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2003-10-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Siegfried: Tiger only wanted to help Roy
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Posted by frank martin 2003-10-09 3:45:27 PM|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6494 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Some little twisted conspiracy filled part of me thought that this would be a great gag to fake everyone and add renewed interest to a somewhat lame show. I mean the tigers have to seem dangerous or what's the point.

The fact that Roy can't talk but was able to say don't hurt the tiger and that now Ziggy is also defending the tiger leads me to believe that its' faked (they are magicians after all) or they are both semi-dellusional fools.
Posted by Yank 2003-10-9 3:55:59 PM||   2003-10-9 3:55:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Great Wahrks! The competiton for Darwin Awards and Honorable mentions is getting thick! That idiot who tried to put an anti-Iraq-liberation poster on the bridge and fell, the idiot who got high and clipped his doinker, the idiot who fed himself and his gal to a bear, Rachel Araflat, and now this!
Posted by Atrus 2003-10-9 4:45:24 PM||   2003-10-9 4:45:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 pretty obviously the tiger thought he was choking and tried to do a tracheotomy, unfortunately all he had to use was his massive jaws and teeth capable of crushing a water buffalo's spine, but hey, he was working with the tools he had. Give the tiger credit
Posted by Frank G  2003-10-9 5:00:55 PM||   2003-10-9 5:00:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 The tiger put its jaws around Horn’s neck to lift him as a mother cat does with her cubs

...or as a hungry tiger does to drag away its prey.

Sheesh, any moron with a T.V. knows this crap.
Posted by Carl in N.H. 2003-10-9 7:08:14 PM||   2003-10-9 7:08:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Either the tiger was homophobic or Roy was menstruating. I don't know which... maybe both.
Posted by Super Hose  2003-10-9 10:12:08 PM||   2003-10-9 10:12:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Roe & Garry read a letter from Steve Wyatt today.

Seems Montecore became fascinated to a lady's do in the front row seats, faced her and stuck his head closer to her instead of hitting his marks. She tried to pet him under his chin. Roy tried to get him away, Montecore grabbed his arm lightly because Roy hit him too hard, no marks, tried to pull him away but Montecore stuck his paw behind Roy's leg and Roy tripped. Montecore grabbed him like he would a kitten, dragged him off stage, dropped him in back and went into his cage. Very calm.

He did all that hitting his and Roy's marks, walking off stage, putting Roy where he was supposed to be after walking off stage...

Maybe the Best of Roe and Garry will have it on Saturday, 12-3 P CDT, hit listen live option. Someone suggested there's an opening and it could now be Siegfried and Roe.
Posted by Anonymous 2003-10-10 12:01:49 AM||   2003-10-10 12:01:49 AM|| Front Page Top

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