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2003-10-09 Middle East
Hamas: Arafish poisoned
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Posted by Atrus 2003-10-09 1:37:46 PM|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [278 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Poisoned, eh? Well, that explains why the Debka people have been on "vacation" recently. They've been busy, lol.
Posted by Laurence of the Rats  2003-10-9 1:39:55 PM||   2003-10-9 1:39:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I thought it was the zionist death rays. I'm still hoping somebody will accuse Israel of using nanomites.
Posted by mhw 2003-10-9 1:45:11 PM||   2003-10-9 1:45:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#3  what doctors are calling "a mysterious virus"

Translation - "We're Egyptian incompetent doctors".
Posted by Raj 2003-10-9 2:04:07 PM|| []  2003-10-9 2:04:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 OK, I'd say this makes it official. He's dying, they know it, and these stories are setting the stage for blaming Israel. The louder they get, the closer the end is. LGF is running a dead pool for Yasser.
Posted by Steve  2003-10-9 2:14:24 PM||   2003-10-9 2:14:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I think they miniaturized a Mossad team and they're inside his body raising all kinds of holy hell. This is in case The Death Ray doesn't work.
Posted by tu3031 2003-10-9 2:32:18 PM||   2003-10-9 2:32:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Arafish; loves the cameras so much that he makes sure one is always nearby to catch him being heroic,
Arafish; makes sure that his mukata compound is filled with paleo faithful ready to die for him in a moment,
Arafish; makes sure that western protesters surround him in case the IDF strikes and kills one,
Arafish; makes sure that his muerous death cult camps start training their cadets to be lethal since kindergaden

Yet, somehow, an Israeli snuck past everyone, stuck him with a hypodermic needle, and snuck out.

Two possibilities.
A: "Boy, those Mossad guys are slick"
B; He, like every other person on earth, is mortal

c: bonus answer! A higher power has decided that he has become too foul to continue his existance. I hope it's hurting him, as much as say, a 1/8" bolt permanantly lodged in some poor person's brain for the rest of their lives

I'm calling dibs right now. I called him Araflushed™ first!
Posted by Dripping Sarcasm 2003-10-9 3:06:26 PM||   2003-10-9 3:06:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I think they miniaturized a Mossad team and they're inside his body raising all kinds of holy hell. This is in case The Death Ray doesn't work.

Some cartoon is what this operation is patterned after. Remember Fantastic Voyage? ;)
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-10-9 3:23:16 PM||   2003-10-9 3:23:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Magical Schoolbus Tour through the alimentary canal is what I bring to mind. NS.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-10-9 4:49:08 PM||   2003-10-9 4:49:08 PM|| Front Page Top

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