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2003-09-30 Middle East

Arafat breakdown: Feared he had been poisoned

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Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-09-30 3:56:35 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 the stress of knowing he's in the crosshairs if one of the "militants" booms anything seeems to disagree with the Arafish...either that or he has Ich

Posted by Frank G 2003-9-30 4:02:26 PM|| 2003-9-30 4:02:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Bad Falafel! Somebody needs to refill the soap dispenser at the Ramallah House of Pancakes!

Posted by Greg 2003-9-30 4:04:15 PM|| 2003-9-30 4:04:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Take two 7.65mm pills and a long rest, Yasser...

Posted by mojo 2003-9-30 4:21:35 PM|| 2003-9-30 4:21:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 It's the big one! I'm coming, 'lizabeth!

Posted by BH 2003-9-30 4:48:21 PM|| 2003-9-30 4:48:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 "Mr. Tenet? We need your permission to increase the intensity of the Death Ray that is currently focused on Mr. Arafat's compound. Apparently, the current setting wasn't high enough."

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-9-30 6:12:23 PM|| 2003-9-30 6:12:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Yellow dog, yellow dog, this is Blackjack.
Mission successful. The initial test of the ray works. Level two induces extreme fatigue and causes some system slowing. We will begin increasing power at 0.5 levels per day until we have success. Will report as necessary. Blackjack out.

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-9-30 9:26:37 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-9-30 9:26:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 " Mr. President, the ray is working on Mr Arafat. "

" AraFISH! I will not say his name in respect unless I have too. Now, has he started getting boils from the radiation yet? "

" No sir, apparently instead of the boils we predicted, it's going to cause his eyes to slowly melt over the course of a month. "

" Excellent, inform the blogs at once. Everything is going according to plan. "

Posted by Charles 2003-9-30 10:35:50 PM|| 2003-9-30 10:35:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Sprinkle iridium over compound as required, salt to taste........

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-9-30 11:03:32 PM|| 2003-9-30 11:03:32 PM|| Front Page Top

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