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2003-09-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Rafael 2003-09-05 5:20:18 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Why don't the Greeks put a bright light out to seaward to convince the turtles to head the right way?

Posted by Yank 2003-9-5 5:29:48 PM|| 2003-9-5 5:29:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I wondered where Vanilla Ice was appearing this month...

Posted by snellenr 2003-9-5 5:48:36 PM|| 2003-9-5 5:48:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I think I may be 300. All praise to Allan, or Allah, whichever is available.

Posted by af 2003-9-5 5:54:23 PM|| 2003-9-5 5:54:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 The record's 341, on 4/2/2003...

Posted by Fred 2003-9-5 5:59:25 PM|| 2003-9-5 5:59:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Why does the world ignore me? I've been trying to warn the world (and Greece, in particular) of the growing threat of baby turtle ecstasy use. But do they listen to me? Nooooooooo......

Posted by Paul 2003-9-5 6:09:58 PM|| 2003-9-5 6:09:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Disco lights are luring baby turtles to their deaths...

Wonder if what would work on the Taliban?

Posted by Pappy 2003-9-5 7:21:07 PM|| 2003-9-5 7:21:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 If you buff up their shells, can they be made into belt buckles?

Posted by Super Hose 2003-9-5 7:22:43 PM|| 2003-9-5 7:22:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 the greeks are a bunch of idiots on many levels (and when i say greeks there is no relation to the greeks of the past - as the current geeks like to believe)--yes i wrote geeks

Posted by Anonymous 2003-9-5 8:09:26 PM|| 2003-9-5 8:09:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "the greeks are a bunch of idiots on many levels"

I thought we were a bunch of idiots on *all* the levels? Did we miss any by mistake?

"and when i say greeks there is no relation to the greeks of the past"

Does that mean we can't claim any longer to have invented lesbianism and homosexuality?

Awwww, shucks... ;-)

Posted by Aris Katsaris 2003-9-5 9:19:05 PM|| 2003-9-5 9:19:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Don't worry, Aris - no matter what, you can take credit for deploying true weapons-grade Disco.

Posted by Crescend 2003-9-5 9:57:08 PM|| 2003-9-5 9:57:08 PM|| Front Page Top

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