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2003-04-09 Great White North
Imam apologizes
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Posted by RW 2003-04-09 01:24 am|| || Front Page|| [8 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 He was too busy issuing Fatwas to renew his visa. Oops. The apology was timely but if he is smart, now is the time for Gamal to start talking about the oppression he faces in his home country and in Canada:
"Political Asylum! Get me a good Immigration Lawyer!"
Lather on a thick layer of guilt:
"the Canadian officials are persecuting me for my beliefs and trying to intimidate me into silence!"
Posted by Tokyo Taro 2003-04-09 02:09:26||   2003-04-09 02:09:26|| Front Page Top

#2 Ah,the famous Trent Lott apology:"I'm sorry you didn't understand me.I'll speak slower next time."
Posted by El Id  2003-04-09 04:51:10||   2003-04-09 04:51:10|| Front Page Top

#3 A very wise Imam once told me to let the Fatwas sit a day or two, then give them a good read before you send them out. They have a habit of coming back and biting you in the ass if there is too much spittle on them, sez he. Saalam and Shalom.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-04-09 14:06:58||   2003-04-09 14:06:58|| Front Page Top

#4 And Egypt sucks during fly season. Come to think of it, it's always fly season in Egypt.
Posted by tu3031 2003-04-09 14:11:54||   2003-04-09 14:11:54|| Front Page Top

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