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2003-03-30 Fifth Column

Michael Moore to target Bush and bin Laden

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Posted by Steve White 2003-03-30 01:39 am|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Michael Moore has no redeeming professional or human qualities. His treatment of the "murky relationship" will follow standard far-left "reasoning" on this subject, relying heavily on innuendo, circular reasoning, and the presumption of guilt; that is, a classic connect-the-dots conspiracy theory of the kind pioneered by Joseph Goebbels and the John Birch Society. Good company you keep there, Mike. The far left's headlong charge into the deep reaches of the conspiracy batcave is one of the great under-reported political stories of the last few years. Revered leader Ramsey Clark, for instance, is a raving moonbat conspiracy theorist on the same level of logic as moon landing denialists and flat-earth proponents. He alleges, for example, that US troops massacred many thousands of civilians in Panama in 1989, and that present US policy is rooted in dark right-wing plots that go back to the 19th century. Interestingly, Clark was attorney-general of the United States at the time of the Martin Luther King and Robert Kennedy assassinations in 1968, essentially J. Edgar Hoover's boss. Yet, he has never been named as a suspect in any of the left-wing conspiracy theories surrounding those two murders and is practically the only major office-holder of the time who hasn't been. We may infer our own theory from this, that there is loyalty among moonbats and they protect their own.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2003-03-30 04:02:20|| [www.nuclearspace.com] 2003-03-30 04:02:20|| Front Page Top

#2 Somebody should get their home DVC and shoot a home-made doco on Michael Moore.

That is the way to smash these goons. You need to get the dirt on them, but obviously from the grass roots, not slick like the network establishment. They can only be undone by those poorer and less professional than themselves or else it plays into their conspiracy theories that the elite is against them.

Just try it, it works.

Try renting a megaphone and go with a black friend to an anti-war rally and shout "that's not true" at punctuation points in the speaker's lies.

You will REALLY get teh public's attention.

How do I know this?

I did it last weekend.

Posted by anon1 2003-03-30 04:49:35|| 2003-03-30 04:49:35|| Front Page Top

#3 The bin Laden family is so huge, hell even I may be connected to them.

Posted by RW 2003-03-30 06:10:55|| 2003-03-30 06:10:55|| Front Page Top

#4 anon1 - good for you! No doubt the "moonbats" were confused...uh..like...oh wow....who should I follow now?? What a funny sight that must have been.

RW LOL!

Posted by anon 2003-03-30 06:31:45|| 2003-03-30 06:31:45|| Front Page Top

#5 Let's start a rumor or six... like:

"Michael Moore is secretly a Jew, and hates Bin Laden and his family".

"Michael Moore is doing this to make Islam look bad."

"Michael Moore is a jerk that seduces Muslim women with liquor and chocolate."

"Michael Moore is an idiot, and can't tie his own shoes without help".

Oh, wait, we can't use that - that's true.

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-03-30 12:26:22|| 2003-03-30 12:26:22|| Front Page Top

#6 Michael Moore is digging his own grave...his last movie might have been garnered some popular acclaim, but this new one sounds destined to miserably fail...I say let him make it and be ever after resigned to interminable obscurity.

I am disappointed in Mel Gibson for producing this film, though...c'mon Mel, be a good Aussie, for Christ's sake!

Posted by Bill 2003-03-30 14:57:15|| 2003-03-30 14:57:15|| Front Page Top

#7 Nothing to do with Clinton's penis. Move on!

Posted by Wetzel 2003-03-30 16:58:35|| 2003-03-30 16:58:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Help! I always get sick with disgust everytime I read or hear the name Michael Mooron , or is it Moron.

Posted by sonnie 2003-03-30 17:02:16|| 2003-03-30 17:02:16|| Front Page Top

#9 Michael Moore, to whom the stairmaster is the equivalent of the cross to a vampire.

Posted by Frank Martin 2003-03-30 19:29:37|| [varifrank.blogspot.com] 2003-03-30 19:29:37|| Front Page Top

#10 Thanks, anon. With any luck, I'll soon have the mumia-cong so confused they'll be smoking their woks and eating tofu out of their bongs.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2003-03-30 20:39:20|| [www.nuclearspace.com] 2003-03-30 20:39:20|| Front Page Top

#11 Is it true all Jhadies get 77 Michael Moore's when they go to terrorist heaven?

Posted by TJ Jackson 2003-03-30 21:07:41|| 2003-03-30 21:07:41|| Front Page Top

#12 ...and after that Mike will be delveing into the relationship between Boris and Natasha, Wile E. Coyote, and weapons of mass destruction to be called "ACME Smack Me!"
Can you say "box office poison", Mike?

Posted by tu3031 2003-03-30 22:44:01|| 2003-03-30 22:44:01|| Front Page Top

#13 Hey Anon!

Yep, it's true, they were totally shocked and confused.

I saw a sea of heads all turn as one to look at me, when I shouted 'that's not true'.

THe 5th time I shouted it they realised what was going on and the one in front of me told me to go home. That's all she could think of to do.

The police loved it, thought it was a huge laugh.

After, some protestors came to ask me why, and I got to explain some facts to them.

It was so funny, the funniest thing I've ever seen or done. I thoroughly recommend it. I rented the megaphone for AUS$50.

Posted by anon1 2003-03-31 05:25:05|| 2003-03-31 05:25:05|| Front Page Top

#14 "Fahrenheit 911"?! "Fahrenheit 911"!?

I'm tellin' Ray Bradbury! Jeez - Damned expletive hogging jackelope-dingo fried monkey abusing jacknape. Gawd! What I wouldn't give to ... mutter mutter mutter mutter *SEETHE* mutter ...

Posted by Tadderly 2003-03-31 16:53:57|| 2003-03-31 16:53:57|| Front Page Top

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